"I Like Goils" as written by and Peter Thomas Steele....
Forget the jar of vaseline
Hey rich-bitch boy I'm not gonna be your queen
And yeah,
You can drool, beg me and hope
There's no damn way I'm playing drop the soap
Ok,
I know I'm strange but I ain't no queer
So take your rage and disappear
But I'm proud to be a PC
'Cause-

I like goils
Bad goils all over this world

Now I don't know whose ass you've licked
No shit-tongued boy will ever taste my dick
He says:
"How 'bout no sex - we'll just be friends"
Hey no thanks Pal, I'll stick to lesbians
You're right!
A sexist pig, I guess it's true
(I hate all men including you)
I don't care what you think of me
'Cause-

I like goils
Bad goils all over this world

I'm quite flattered that you think I'm cute
But I don't deal well with compacted poop
So look,
If my views make you feel annoyed
You're just jealous I don't have hemorrhoids
So now,
To make it clear that you can't bone me
My tattooed ass reads "exit only"
I don't care much for sodomy
'Cause-

I like goils
Bad goils all over this world


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"I Like Goils" as written by Peter Thomas Steele

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    General CommentYes, this song does seem to be pretty homophobic at first... But even if it was, it is still pretty funny.
    freakishfaeon June 13, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOK, just thought I'd better clear this up before people get the wrong idea. Check the new bio on wwwtypeonegative.net, in which Pete says this song is directed at guys who have offered their bodies to him. Pete says that this will be misconstrued, and that he considers it a complement when a guy does this, but not as much as when a woman does.
    Songmeaningsuseron July 06, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commentgreat song, but have the goils to do with it?
    the_white_stripeon July 20, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIf anyone knows what goils are or what PC means please repley, I'm killing to know.
    Gasolinehead45on October 06, 2005   Link
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    General CommentPC stands for political correctness. The politically 'correct' view of homosexuality is that there is nothing wrong with it. Anyone who is not PC is seen as having contraversial views, which are likely to be censored.
    'Goils' I guess is just NY-style pronunciation of 'Girls'.
    Songmeaningsuseron December 26, 2005   Link
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    General CommentAny straight guy who's been hit on by a gay guy can appreciate these lyrics. It's happened to me a couple of times, so I can relate. I had to let them know right away, I'm not interested at all.
    Goils = Girls. I met a guy from Hoboken, New Jersey who actually spoke like this. He would say 'joik' for jerk, 'toin' for turn and so on.
    MrLongroveon July 28, 2006   Link
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    General CommentType O Negative likes to make fun of their local dialect (they're from the Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn). As was previously stated, "goils" is the Bensonhurst pronunciation of "girls." Another time they poke fun is on their earlier albums, when they credit the harmonies to the "Bensonhoist Lesbian Women's Choir." Bensonhoist, obviously, is how the locals there pronounce "Bensonhurst".
    Mikeofreakon September 02, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentHaha. Amen to that (the lyrics). Pretty humorous as well.
    Lateralus518on February 04, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI just don't feel it's natural, but I don't go out gay bashing. But then again, I'm happy not to be pc. It means I have what's called a brain.
    Lateralus518on May 31, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI don't know if it's natural but i just know that a friend owned 2 rabbits who used to fuck each other.. and yes.. they were male rabbits ;). Maybe they just were desperate and maybe all gay ppl are just desperate? i don't know. but i don't see a problem with gay ppl as long as they don't force me to have sex with them or to watch them having sex ;)
    Nacaeron August 09, 2007   Link

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