"United States Of Whatever" as written by and Liam Lynch....
Whatever

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like 'ewhhhh' and I'm like whatever!
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like 'Hey, aren't you that dude' and I'm like yeah, whatever!
So later, I'm, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like 'uhh' and I'm like yeah, whatever!
Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And then it's three a.m. I'm on the corner wearing my leather and this dude comes up to me and says 'Hey punk' I'm like, yeah, whatever!
Then, I'm throwing dice in the alley and officer Leroy comes up and he's like ' hey I thought I told you...' and I'm like, yeah, whatever!
Then, up comes Zaphron and I'm like 'Yo, Zaphron, what's up?' and he's like 'nothin' and I'm like 'that's cool'
Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever


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"United States of Whatever" as written by Liam Lynch

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  • +2
    General CommentHas it occurred to anyone that this song is simply about the climate apathy that's ingrained in American culture? Thats what i believe this song is about.

    Its a satirical song about living in a culture that doesn't give a shit about anything.
    Ocean_Bloomon October 31, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commentwhatever
    ilovefrankon July 18, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General CommentRIP Sifl & Olly, long live scripted reality TV.
    artsluton July 16, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentGreat song...it makes me smile. :D
    xExitTheMindxon June 24, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commentfunniest song... about totally nothing, but still good :)
    duffon June 29, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General CommentLIAM LYNCH IS GOD
    In the video when he has the scarf, he looks exactly like a retarded Harry Potter.
    And it's Zafwa, not Zafron.
    skatelikecrazyon June 03, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song makes me giggle.
    limeconcentrateon June 12, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentits a fun song.... im sure it took a very limited amount of imagination to come up with though... im surprised someone else didnt think of it first
    hydrogen_wvon October 18, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentLiam Lynch and Matt Crocco both made some crescent songs on the Sifl and Olly show, along with United States of Whatever.
    And it's Zafo, not Zafron or Zafwa. If you go to the official site, they say so.
    Sorry guys, I'm a sockhead. :P
    Generally, Liam and Matt's songs make NO sense, as they were each made in about 30 minutes.
    BRING BACK THE SOCKS!
    LIAM LYNCH IS GOD!!
    myname_is_benon November 29, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentTotally 100% random and very amusing. Rock on retarded Harry Potter!
    Laiton_Lintuon December 06, 2004   Link

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