"eBay" as written by Al Yankovic, Andreas Michael Carlsson and Martin Karl Sandberg....
Yeah
A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snow globe
A Smurf T-V tray
I bought on eBay

My house is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy your knick-knack
Just check my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy your tchotchkes
Sell me your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah (I bought it on eBay)

Want to buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Want to buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Want to buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Want to buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why


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"Ebay" as written by Andreas Michael Carlsson Al Yankovic

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    General CommentBoth "Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay" and "I Want a Fat Babe" are not by Weird Al.
    Homepieon April 03, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentbwahahahahah! a wonderful parody of a stupid boy band song, i just can't remember which one, probably since i am a hard core punk rocker
    wedanceinmiseryon June 23, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYou know this song!.....N*sync's "I want it that way". Man, I'm so glad he mocked them along with the rest of those contagious boy bands. Sheesh. Anybody had enuf of 'em? I HAVE!!!
    LeArtiston July 01, 2003   Link
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    General CommentYou know this song!.....N*sync's "I want it that way". Man, I'm so glad he mocked them along with the rest of those contagious boy bands. Sheesh. Anybody had enuf of 'em? I HAVE!!!
    LeArtiston July 01, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt's a parody of "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys, not N'Sync.
    JoeLouieon April 16, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song shows just how many sometimes stupid and useless things you can find on EBAY.

    "My house...is filled with this crap
    Shows up in bubble wrap"
    Weird Al is the only person i can think of that can fit the word 'crap' into a slow-song...
    Weirdalspizzaon May 09, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI never actually knew there were pet rocks on eBay o_0
    impact__on May 18, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentit backstreet boys not nsync
    shberyon June 01, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWell personally I have bought a game on ebay and they usually work
    beastieboyon June 02, 2004   Link
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    General Commentwho really gives a fuck if it was backstreet boys or Nsync there both fuckking crappppppppppp!!!!!!!!!
    purplepeopleeateron March 10, 2005   Link

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