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It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.

I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no

It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.

Lyrics submitted by rjbucs28

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    General Commentthis one is self explanitory.
    buddahs_best_buddyon June 11, 2003   Link
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    General Commentthis song is about (well duh) a girl with no legs or arms. most people know that, i know, but for any stupid people who cant catch on when they say,

    No fingers, no toes
    she doesnt own elbows
    no phalanges no knobby knees to knock

    ... im just informing you.

    --Punky and the Brain
    Die80sdieon July 01, 2003   Link
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    General CommentFucking funny song. I think the only song on The War On Errorism that isn't about politics, society etc. the song kicks ass!!
    shandy_28on April 13, 2004   Link
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    General Commenti love this song! i love nofx in general! is it just me or in the beginning and end he kinda sounds like adam sandler?
    music_woohooon September 20, 2004   Link
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    General Commentya, now that u mention it, it does kinsda sound like adam sandler. I love this song, but i didnt know Nubs was a real person!
    catliketheifon November 22, 2004   Link
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    General Commenti love this song so much. "It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed." it really explores the difficulties in a nubs' sex life. i feel for them more than ever now.
    scarletdawnon December 04, 2004   Link
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    General CommentNubs is real. She was at the toronto show 23/06/05. It was awesome.…
    Synthetic Sinon June 27, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthis definately has a little more meaning than just... theres a hott chik without arms or legs; cool! i think it conveys that ANYONE can go clubbing and stuff, and that its more than peoples disabiltys, its their normality that makes people who they are. This girl goes to punk rock shows, has sex, and is obviously confident enough to reject a guy (heehee rejected!)....
    debateableon August 19, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI'm pretty sure "Nubs" is a good friend of the whole Fat Wreck crew, she's all over their website. Check out the "Bore Journal" on
    Mathisonon February 01, 2006   Link
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    That's her myspace.
    wwnon February 20, 2006   Link

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