"Cookie Puss" as written by and Katherine A/horovitz Schellenbach....
The shit with this bitch
Yo I said I'm calling you be
Yo be it's the phone
Yo be

"May I help you?"
"Yes what's your name?"
"Hello?"
"Hello man you got Cooky puss's number?"
"Here's my supervisor, he'll help you"
"Yo man, where's the supervisor at?
I, I got the number anyway baby
That bitch hang up on me"

These pussy crumbs are making me itch
Ah Cooky puss, hey Ah Cooky puss
Maybe I should scratch
Aaa, be E A S T I E go

"My real name is"
"My real name is"
"My sisters name was"

Scratch
Cooky puss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch
Oh,cook, cook, cook, cook oh cooky puss

"And my mother got to call us for dinner"
"Yo, yo, yo"
Cooky puss, pussy crumbs, what are pussy crumbs?
"Take me home and eat me, yeah"

Bitch, I'll fuckin' kick your ass bitch
"Hello, Carvel?"
"Yo man Cooky puss there?"
"Who?"
"Cooky puss, I want to speak to Cooky puss man"
"No, Nobody here by that name"

"A Cooky or Puss then, Cooky chic"
"Anybody man, I want to speak to them"
"There not here"
"I said where's Cooky puss at?
"Yo, I'm serious, I wanna talk to, yo man"

"Cooky puss, alright let, let me order one then, let me get one"
"When do you want it for?"
"Anytime man, just like now shit, you know, that shit now"
"I'm talkin' now be, damn bitch hang up, I'll kick your ass bitch"

Yo yo yo
Yo yo yo
Beastie Boys rock
Beastie Boys


Lyrics submitted by SickSadWerld

"Cooky Puss" as written by Adam Nathaniel Yauch Adam Keefe Horovitz

Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

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    General Commenthaha.
    nick.xon January 06, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is based on a prank call the Beasties used to make to Carvel Ice Cream back in the day. King Adrock (the one making the call) is pretending to be black.
    tyrowjameson September 15, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThe lines like "My Real name is" is from some funny Steve Martin stand-ups routines for those of you who didn't know
    Soldier_of_Funkon July 04, 2006   Link
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    General Commentlol i fucking love this song. its so funny. cookiepuss, lmao. me and my boy jay blast this in his car and just ride around lookin for cookie puss.
    auto_suggestionon October 02, 2006   Link
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    General Commentlol i fucking love this song. its so funny. cookiepuss, lmao. me and my boy jay blast this in his car and just ride around lookin for cookie puss.
    auto_suggestionon October 02, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIsn't it actually Yauch on the phone?
    kanoe13on June 27, 2012   Link

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