Allister – None Of My Friends Are Punks

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nooone
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Fuck you
None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks

I don’t know
You're tough dude
That was just funny

None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
they’ve got pussy corporate jobs
So ill sit here like a fuck

Hey dude
John's still playing
(im so sorry)

None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
They could pull some long shifts
whoooo
FUCK

Ready?

N--

None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
They all work at corporate jobs
While I sit here like a slob
Yeah none of my friends are punks

All of my friends are drunks
All of my friends are drunks
We go drinking every night
Looking to get in a fight
Cause all of my friends are drunks

Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that’s a wrap

I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did sound like you were saying said “none of my friends are drugs”
But then it said “all my friends are drunks”
that’s not funny at all
I don’t understand

None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
They all work at corporate jobs
While I sit here like a slob
Yeah none of my friends are punks

None of my friends are punks
None of my friends are punks
?they got ??? upper class
While I sit here on my ass
Yeah none of my friends are punks

All of my friends are drunks
All of my friends are drunks
We go drinking every night
Looking to get in a fight
Cause all of my friends are drunks

All of my friends are drunks
All of my friends are drunks
???
While I sing these shitty songs
cause all of my friends are drunks


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    General Commentok i suck and i couldnt figure the lyrics out but if theyre in the cd booklet (i dont have it since it comes out tomorrow) pleas post them and ill fix it, or send me a private message! thankssss
    lessthankristinon October 07, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song is shit. why did allister even put this crap on here. it's not even really a song.
    xkylexon October 13, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThey put it on the CD cause it's funny as hell. Lessthankristin went out of her way though and translated the entire track. The actual song is only 4 easy verses. I'll submit the corrections. But in the meantime, here ya go:

    None of my friends are punks
    None of my friends are punks
    They're all working corporate jobs
    While I sit here like a slob
    Yeah, none of my friends are punks

    None of my friends are punks
    None of my friends are punks
    They converse with the upper class
    While I sit here on my ass
    Yeah, none of my friends are punks

    All of my friends are drunks
    All of my friends are drunks
    They go drinking every night
    Looking to get in a fight
    Cause all of my friends are drunks

    All of my friends are drunks
    All of my friends are drunks
    And they like to hum along
    While I sing these shitty songs
    Cause all of my friends are drunks
    Blaupunkedon October 14, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is funny as fuck, it's there best.
    take back sundayon June 15, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General CommentNone of my friends are punks either...
    PunkAngel401on July 07, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIf I'm not mistaken, Mr. John E. Trash from Home Gorwn makes a cameo on this track.
    unc1emoeon May 17, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwhy would you say this song is shit? more like its THE SHIT.
    CMOR15on March 10, 2006   Link
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    General Comment3 years on, and i still laugh when i hear this. :-D
    Yadarfynon August 17, 2007   Link

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