To Third Eye Blind's "Jumper"
It's almost the 14th of February
So try and guess
Why I'm so depressed
I wish you would send that valentine, my friend
You should see the junk mail and bills that I've been getting in
And, if I get one more thing from Ed McMahon,
I'll kill my mailman...

To Sean Mullin's "Lullabye"
She said she likes hard candy
I said 'yeah who doesn't?'
Her favorite ones are the hearts with all those words on them like
'hug me' and 'kiss me' and 'miss ya' and 'cutie pie'
And I said 'if I get those things then maybe tonight you'll be mine'
She said 'you're a complete idiot'
'Cause it's almost midnight on Valentine's Day and I haven't gotten one damn candy'
I took her hand, brushed back her hair, and I sang to her
I said 'I know a place, it's open up all night'

To New Radical's "You Get What You Give"
It's 3 O'Clock in the morning
A wasted Valentine's night, right
My ex-girlfriend's getting a phone call tonight
I got tequila in me
Don't hang up,
It's your ex-boyfriend Jimmy
I am drunk,
Had six Long Island iced teas
I love you,
Won't you come back to me please?

To Madonna's "Ray Of Light"
I got myself a Whitmann's Sampler Chocolate
It comes with a diagram,
That describes every one
And it's sealed, in a heart-shaped box
And it's sealed, in a stay-fresh box
And it's sealed
Will you be my Valentine?
Will you be my Valentine?
Will you be my Valentine?

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Valentine's Day Songs song meanings
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    General Commenti luv jimmy
    BoBBieSTaR03on April 09, 2003   Link
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    General CommentLOL. I love these parodies, it makes me feel better on Valentine's Day each year after he did these. It also brings back the good ol' days of when he was first starting on SNL..well back when Brendan Fraser hosted and he did these carols back in 99'

    I miss being 12, I really do.. =\
    snlfan86on May 11, 2004   Link

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