My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't get
Monthly blood drips, my vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin they took my
Outtie and made it an in turning Donnie into Marie Osmond
Operation successful, but now I gotta pee through a
Miniature hole gotta remember to put the seat
Down and when I wipe my ass I go from
Front to back cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferens
I trade it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front now I show all
My friends my new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird, but that's
OK with me cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladie's tee there's
Nothing finer than having a vagina


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    Correction, the line is "Operation 'sex'cessful, but now I gotta pee through a miniature hole ". Spelling is a pet peeve of mine. This song is a first-person tale of getting a sex-change.

    darkLIGHT313on April 18, 2002   Link
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    this song fucking rocks. "....and when I wipe my ass I go from front to back Cause I don’t want to get a bladder infection" hilarious!!!

    crick23on June 12, 2002   Link
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    This song is great. I played the cd at a party once, everyone else there was a poppy teen boppy brat, and my b.guitarist n i decided to put this cd in. We ran the cd thru over n over again, and everytime My Vagina came on - they all got mad and thought we were sick!! Hahahaha, we laughed our asses off, it was great!!

    riotgrrlon June 13, 2002   Link
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    It's about being a guy and turning into a woman by means of operations. He is talking about how he got a vagina and breast. Looking at the last line I am guessing he had no problems with getting a sex change.

    PsykeZ555on November 10, 2004   Link
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    I show all my friends my new designer CUNT! Hahaha, I love this song. BWAHAHAHA. CUNT!

    RoodyPooon January 12, 2002   Link
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    This song is the funnest song i've ever fucking heard. It's great.

    fuckyouallon May 13, 2002   Link
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    haha...i love this song...its funny!

    emogoddesson May 18, 2002   Link
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    This song is great...and Chumpster..you suck.

    PuNkKeTcHuPon May 19, 2002   Link
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    this song is sick as hell, but it's really funny

    saves_the_day_girlon May 28, 2002   Link
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    This song is THE funniest song and if it affends you or u think its sick then fuck you cuz its awsome!

    DeadKennedys18on June 09, 2002   Link

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