Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer...
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer...

Yes, You would give me kiss if I were on the soccer team,
I know this because you are girlfriend of Rasheen.
If I had a jersey with my number on the back,
Then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack.
When I'd make a telephone call you would call me back,
You would take me for a ride in your Cadillac.
You would give me milk, took away my Apple Jack,
but you dont. This hurt Hashmeer like a thumb tack.
I play chase, but you dont care,
still like soccer player with his very long hair.
And I ask for half a candy-cane but you wont share,
This made me mad like a big grizzly bear!
Every time I try out for team I get chopped,
Coach says to me, Hashmeer you need to stop.
No I do not care, and I keep on trying because I think
you would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer.....
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer....
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

I like to paint, and I like to draw.
but that doesn't mean I can kick a soccer ball.
You dont even say hi when you see me in the hall.
Tried to give you kiss but you push me and I fall.
If I wore a the Umbros and a pair of cleets,
then you would want to do a sex on the bed sheets.
Then we would go out and get a bite to eat.
We would have a sandwich with lettuace and meat.
Then we'd go back home and watch Jerry Letterman.
I know you like Rasheen but Hashmeer's the better man.
He might be good at soccer but I think he's too mean.
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team!

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer...
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer....
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

For two weeks I practice night and day,
but I'm still not good enough for the ? that we play.
Guess what I dicover while I'm at the Jiffy Lube?
Hashmeer is very good at Rubix Cube.
I can separate white and red from the green,
?
and yes, I am better at the Rubix Cube than James Dean,
and I am better at the Rubix Cube than Charlie Sheen.
If my pants be dirty I wash them and they're clean.
Could have been my queen,
I could have been your king,
but now all women want to date this mean machine.
I dont need you bitch, I'm on the Rubix Cube team!!!

Rubix, Rubix, Rubix, Rubix...
I dont need you and I dont need your soccer team
Cuz now bitch I'm on the Rubix Cube team.
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Rubix, Rubix, Rubix, Rubix...
I dont need you bitch or your soccer team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?


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    General CommentThis is a hilarious song. It's the only song I've heard from Group X, so I hope the others are as funny. My friend put it on a mix cd that he made for me. I let my brother listen to it and he begged me to hear it every day after that for a month. Funny funny funny
    WhiteIronon May 01, 2003   Link
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    General Commentthis song is so fucking funny
    Bort_The_Greaton May 04, 2003   Link
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    General Commentanyone ever been in a situation as funny as that one??

    I know i have... hehehe
    ShadowZeroon June 06, 2003   Link
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    General CommentThis song just absolutely cracks me up but... their best song by far is (I just want) bang bang bang... and no one put the lyrics here, maybe I should sometime, hmmm but really, everyone go to funnyjunk.com/pages/onething.htm to watch a little flash animation video along with the song "bang bang bang" by group x. okay, you'll love it!!!
    Emo-Or-Buston June 13, 2003   Link
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    General CommentThis is probably Group X's best song. The lyrics _almost_ make sense.

    Does anybody know what the line is here?
    "I can separate white and red from the green,
    ?"

    I really can't tell.

    But anyway, I can relate to this song a bit. I'm on the soccer team but I _suck_. And girls do like athletic guys...
    no_one_2000on March 30, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThe ? is:
    I will chop a pony and [Unknown] And yes...
    snmks12on June 18, 2007   Link

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