fun things to fuck
fun things to fuck
fun things to fuck
fun things to fuck

fuck the front door, fuck the back
fuck the good girls with the knack
fuck the government until they fuck you back
fuck a muslim, fuck a jew
fuck fans of blink 182
that's illegal if you're born in 83
fuck a bean cheese burrito, fuck a bowl of cookie dough
fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
fuck a cop fuck a marine,
fuck a jar of vaseline
fuck a calazone with peperoni
fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf, fuck chris kringle with an elf,
but before you fuck it all...go fuck your self!


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Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner) song meanings
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    General Commentwell... the songs kinda blunt... but hey. blink 182 does suck.... blink 182 didnt support no fx in the beginning..... nofx has been around alot fucking longer than those pussy bastards. nofx has been around for like 20 years zippygetshigh
    fuckpopon July 09, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthey're kind of kidding. they don't hate the blink 182 guys and they probably like some of the music, but i'm sure they hate what they helped do to the punk scene.

    and of course, it's a double entendre - it's also about actually having sex with their fans. because they're young and hot. usually.
    impon May 11, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General CommentTo the guy who said blink helped out nofx when they where starting out, your dumb. Nofx has been around since the 80s blink are about ten years their juniors and their not even a band anymore. Read their websites.
    dustwads_101on October 12, 2007   Link
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    General CommentDustwads he said 'support' as in opened for them. Jesus man, WTF calm down with the history lesson.

    And I saw Blink open for NOFX about 10 years ago, I say if NOFX can be friends with shitty ass Green Day I'm sure they have no problem being friends with Blink 182.
    Topher1178on October 25, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commenti think the base meaning in this song is in the last line
    before you fuck it all go fuck yourself
    eg. start by doing your own shit before you go try fuck with everybody else's shit
    if that makes sense
    ozziundrgrndon January 19, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI think it's great how they made fun of Blink 182 so subtley.... They say it's illegal to fuck Blink 182 fans if you were born in '83 (or before) implying all Blink 182 fans are 15 year old girls (and you'd be arrested for statutory rape if you are 18 or older)
    greedoon September 29, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentway to break it down for the fuckin retards out there
    IbNon June 24, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commentyar har har
    annihilationismon June 24, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti always fall on the floor laffin when i hear this song..... i luv it when they make fun of blink and all the other sugary punkrock bands. but fucking between the big and neighbor toe? these guys are lyrical geniuses.
    Die80sdieon July 01, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwow i must say i have fucked half the things on there how do u fuck someone with an elf btw this song made me think of life
    bobberbigfishon July 03, 2003   Link

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