"The Spicy McHaggis Jig" as written by and Ken Casey Al Barr....
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
A tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy mcHaggis,
How he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late

Spicy was big, burly and strong his pipes were gigantic,
And so was his schlong from city to city running around looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
Just the right size the broad was enormous,
Stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
The piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"This beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
Grabbed his cojones and went for the door

They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her,
He'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"

By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
Neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense,
Thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt,
She lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove,
He gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.

Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!


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"The Spicy McHaggis Jig" as written by Kenneth William Casey Alexander Martin Barr

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    General CommentAwsome fuckin band.....they would make me proud to be irish...but im not, they still kick as though
    Anti-Flag130on July 08, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti think they from boston
    nazipunksfuckoffon July 20, 2002   Link
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    General Commentlol did the song "for boston" or "boston asphault" tip you off on 'em ken caseys father was an irish immigrant i believe but yes they are from boston
    PoPn152on July 24, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis band makes me proud as hell to be irish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    this song in general is fucking hilarious!!!! Spicey likes fat chicks!!!! lol, anyways, great song!
    CoReYc411on September 14, 2002   Link
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    General CommentThis song is fucking good, I love the video and I saw them play it live on COnan, and they did an awesome job. The lyrics are hilarious, and the chorus makes me want to dance and sing/yell along. What a great bunch of guys.
    Madcappunkon September 22, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song is great, and it's pretty damn funny. i wonder if it's a true story.
    pyropunk987on September 25, 2002   Link
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    General Commentyeah, i think it is. Spicy kicks ass.
    pyropunk987on September 25, 2002   Link
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    General CommentWhat no comments? This is too funny of a song not to have any comments.
    JayZ03on October 12, 2002   Link
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    General CommentSpicy Is my Hero. to bad the stupid bastard quit.. but you cant help but love him. Good luck Spicy! Oi!
    GHOSTBUSTERon March 14, 2003   Link
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    General CommentGive `em the Boot III has a great video of this one.
    AirCav1stOfThe9thon April 30, 2003   Link

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