Attention shoppers there's a girl in aisle 6.
Come check her out if you wanna get some licks.
If you wanna shag a guy then go to aisle 9
It's homeostasis fagocytosis time.
If you need the drugs, it's aisl 420.
The guy with the gold chains and fists full of money.
If you need a whore it's aisle 19.
She's looking awfully loose, and feeling awfully mean.

Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers

Red light special in aisle 69.
A fat lady and her kids are having a good time.
Don't forget the blue balls in aisle 26.
Don't let the fat guys play with your dick.
In aisle 22, a special on the blunts.
Pre-filled if you wish, yours if you front.
There's a five finger discount on everything in stock.
Don't take anything with the security lock.

Lyrics submitted by MooWasHere

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