"Send Me Your Money" as written by and Michael Muir....
Lights, camera, silence on the set
Tape rolling, 3-2-1 action
Welcome to the Church of Suicidal
We'll have a sermon and a wonderful recital
But before we go on there's something I must mention
An important message I must bring to your attention
I was in meditation and prayer last night
I was awakened by a shining bright light
Overhead a glorious spirit, he gave me a message and you all need to hear it
"Send me your money," that's what he said
He said to "Send me your money"
Now if you can only send a dollar or two
There ain't a hell of a lot I can promise to you
But if you wants to see heaven's door
Make out a check for five hundreds or more
"Send me your money", do you hear what I said?
"Send me your money"

Now give me some bass, um yea that's how he like it
Now let's have some silence, for all you sinners
Now give me more bass, yea that was funky
Now take them on home Brother Clark, send me your money
Here comes another con hiding behind a collar
His only God is the almighty dollar
He ain't no prophet, he ain't no healer
He's just a two bit goddamn money stealer
Send me your money
Send it, you got to send it
Send me your money
You hear what I'm saying?
You got to send it, send it
Send me your money

Now how much you give is your own choice
But to me it is the difference between a Porsche and a Rolls Royce
I want you to make it hurt when you dig into your pocket
'Cause it makes me feel so good to watch my profits rocket

Send me your money
Now dig in deep, dig real deep into your pocket
I want you to make it hurt!
We'll take cash, we'll take checks
We'll take credit cards, we'll take jewelry
We'll take your momma's dentures if they got gold in them
So whose gonna be the new king of the fakers
Whose gonna take the place of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker?
See my momma, she didn't raise no fool
'Cause you can't put a price on a miricle
Amen


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"Send Me Your Money" as written by Michael Muir

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    General CommentShit, I love this one. Exactly how I feel about preachers and religious bullshitters. "To hear my bullshit, send your dollar." And really, that's all it's about.. a petty marketing technique. Trujillo kicks on this.
    Lateralus518on March 26, 2007   Link
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    General CommentOh is this where you got your signature from a while ago Lat?
    Richard Enahoboon May 20, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThe song is attacking people who target others by using God and religion to get them money. It can also be viewed at anti Scientology, for they charge people to go to their church and often swindle and manipulate weak minded people into donating money to them.
    epicmikenomoreon July 31, 2009   Link
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    General CommentIt's more of a play on televangelists (much like Slayer's "Jesus Saves"). While it's true this song came out around the same time Scientology was taking off, it was also shortly after Swaggart and Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker were found to be total fakes (hence near the end of the song). My parents even thought it was funny when they heard me listening to it (they're almost 60 now).
    morninwoodon November 01, 2009   Link

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