hello james, hi, i'm calling and interested in seeing if, um, i don't know, if you book this band, um, that band, um, mindless, um, was it mind... senseless... mindless... - uh whatever, you know what i'm talking about

me like to go down to the church and drink some holy water
but i don't like it... the priest don't like it
but me can't seem to help it
sail away - oh - away - oh
you live me life free like a birdie
cause me like to sing
me likes what me do
and me can't seem to help it
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound
sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um...
oh - we all going on a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field t-trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip
Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true
Mr. Harry, he drives the van
sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss
pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross - touch me thing
sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today
me think me turn 22 today
will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today
but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel
then the milkman came - the milkman came and he took them fish
he took them fish now me crying - me crying
the milkman make me cry... then the mailman came
drag me pee-pee on the floor
hide me sandwich in me drawer
the... hit my head against the door
this is some kind of dream
me likes to go down to the park
and take them nuts from them squirrels
and... you know what?
time is... it's the closet for me - the closet for me
it's so dark me cannot see
it's the closet for me - the closet for me
Mr. Harry said that will teach me
No, I don't want to do the special olympics one
my friend's the seat on my toilet
and he always seem to shout at me
oh, mister, don't you pee on me
when I'm sitting it's a totally different story
then he doesn't seem to play me mind
he's not afraid of my fat behind
and on the unfortunate occasion
when I miss the bowl and pee on him
lets me off with a smile and a warning
don't do it again...


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    ... HAHAHA funny poop..
    NicK_hEdon October 10, 2002   Link
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    General Commentfor real weird shit. what the hell is this?
    smashingrocker666on June 11, 2003   Link
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    General Commentoh secret track... how cool
    smashingrocker666on June 11, 2003   Link
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    General Commentlol awesome retarded song.
    mr_sparkleon April 28, 2005   Link
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    General CommentHaha I love this shit. Best song eva.
    I haven't figured out yet who's the singer in this. Jimmy or Righ?
    Beatsteakon April 28, 2005   Link
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    General Commenti love it, buy does it mean anything? bah who cares. its funny as
    drama_queen_KBAon February 10, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song's really funny.. but wow so weird.
    xjaclynnxon August 30, 2006   Link
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    General CommentRigh? does it. Funny song. No meaning, of course. The meaning is to make people laugh. And maybe moose, but that's it. o_O
    x_tank_kitten_xon September 01, 2006   Link
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    General CommentMy friend told me this song's just pokes fun of people with Down Syndrome. Kinda bad,but it's a wicked song.
    fxcking_turtleon December 23, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIfxcking_turtle, I thought it was poking fun at rednecks. My girlfriend reckoned it was making fun of people with special needs generally (autism, Down's or anything vaguely similar)....

    I'm ashamed to admit that the 'Zoo Song' part of this is stuck in my head rather a lot.
    selbydate16on April 07, 2007   Link

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