she came up to me at the show. she made me wish i didn't go. she asked me if i liked that band. i said, "no, they're kinda bland." she said, "my brother's in that group." i said, "i'm sure that's good for you, but i think they kinda suck." so she told me to go get fucked. she may look great, but man you better hesitate. she'll suck you in and treat you bad. and when you try to set her straight that's when she's gonna walk all over you. i'll tell you man, that girl ain't too fucking cool. she asked why i don't ask her out. i told her that i'm not allowed. she said my girlfriend wouldn't see. she said she really wanted me. i said, "i'm sorry, you're not my type. crazy girls i kinda like, but there's something about you. i know all the guys you do." man, i tell ya she just ain't cool. there's no one in the world she wouldn't do. she'll fuck you up you stupid schmuck. you're better off to go get drunk. she's the stupid, lying, cheating kinda girl. she's a stupid, fucking, lying cheating, whoring every other weekend. screwing every guy i know. she sucks, she fucks, she even blows. so go ahead and take your chance. i'll see ya when you're on your ass. so there's nothing more i can do than to tell you man, she ain't too fucking cool.
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