"Don't Beat My Ass (With a Baseball Bat)" as written by George Tutuska, Robbie Takac and John Rzeznik....
Things don't look too good to me.
I feel I'm out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid fuck.
This wacko came from Alabama and
That's not where it's at.
And now you're jock's been chasing me round
With a great big baseball bat.

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no.

Well, I was in the mood for some love in bulk
Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk.

And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me 'bout my head with a baseball bat
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat no
hen I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that's been going around
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch


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"Don't Beat My Ass (With a Baseball Bat)" as written by John T Rzeznik George Tutuska

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    General Commenthaven't heard the song, but heehee, i'm sorry, the lyrics sound really funny. very "theraptuic" song, haha way to let all the hanger out
    *green*eyes*on June 23, 2003   Link
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    General CommentFunniest song ever made.
    ..::UnKnownFace::..on July 05, 2003   Link
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    General Commenti can relate to this song. well, not really. but i have a feeling its about some guy trying to wack them with a baseball bat coz he saw them with his gf. maybe. im just guessing.
    emily_rockson December 04, 2004   Link
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    General Comment.....And now your jock's been chasing me 'round
    With a great big baseball bat.....
    ^ i think you got it "emily rocks"
    wheaties409on July 21, 2005   Link
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    General Commenti am amazed by the way they changed from their first album in 1987 named "Goo Goo Dolls" (very creative, haha.) to their second one in 1989 named "Jed".. of course, they still have some of the annoying same-sounding rythm in Jed, but at least their is some change.. in goo goo dolls, however, this is their best song... it has some kind of country-sound to it during the stanzas and is not only the same punk-alike dumb-ass music. they changed to be good acoustic pop/rock artists.. as you can see the early stuff is not what i am into.. i prefer the style they reached over the years. (and i guess this is how a lot of people feel, because this is the only song anyone commented on of the whole goo goo dolls album...)
    tagtraeumerinon January 08, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song is pretty funny :) i love their earlier stuff sorry tho hold me up and superstar carwash are their best allbums and probably my fav albums by any band ever:) its not cut and polished like ther new shit which dont get me wrong i love i just loved the raw ness in their older stuff:)
    xxbrokenimagexxon November 29, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis song is very funny, especially with that folky twang. I do love the twist at the end though and the fact that he actually caught an STD from the girl.
    stlawrenceriveron June 03, 2012   Link

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