I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside...
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll...
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess
Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'
All up inside...
I just want a Princess to ride

"Awright, back to the top... everybody twist"

I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor...
So long as she does it with four on the floor

"Vapor-lock"

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights...

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites


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    General CommentWell, this song can´t be analyzed only thinking in the lyrics.

    Since this is an album that criticizes society using music and sounds, as well as sound effects, this song is absolutely unique.

    I like what Zappa tried to do combining certain words with subsequent sounds or voices.

    NASTY, Hairy - La La La
    Horny - Iowwwww

    Steamy - ( train sound )

    He imitates a monkey as well, because that´s what he was trying to say. Men are looking for formated Barbies, archetypes, simetric and perfect girlfriends, with no regards to the fact that she´s going to smell like garlic, be poor or sound like a monkey when speaking.

    Isn´t that men started to accept and embrace... Dating a "Perfect little Jewish Princess", which also became is the model for a perfect girlfriend and a great fetiche overall( type Jewish next door on any porn website and the results will be Titanic )

    This song is actually talking about something more present in nowadays societies, dumb stupid people giving all at the gym and watching soap operas, eating crap and demanding more guns, less immigration and more oil..., and demanding programed dolls to fuck.
    davialexanderon August 01, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis is a great song
    Philadelphia Eagleson December 04, 2004   Link
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    General Commentfunny song like all his others. i wonder if there is another meaning. i dont think he was being sarcastic. i have an uncle who has a problem only dates woman who end up being real abusive to him. maybe thats what frank zappa wants in this song?
    goomba555213on January 17, 2005   Link
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    General CommentOh man, this song cracks me up. I love Zappa.
    ATrain162on July 25, 2007   Link
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    Memorymy ex-boyfriend told me whenever he hears this song, he thinks of me.
    lovely.
    justtonighton May 09, 2011   Link
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    General CommentIn song "Jewish princess" Zappa sung of wanting a Jewish princess with “sand-blasted zits.” He frequently referenced germs in his lyrics since he lived close to a chemical warfare facility as a kid.

    frankzapppa.blogspot.com/2014/02/…
    klemenon February 26, 2014   Link
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    My InterpretationIt sounds like the dialogue of what a man would be saying to the receptionist at an escort agency:

    American Middle Class Middle Aged Male:

    I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
    With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
    A horny little Jewish Princess
    With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
    Lonely inside...
    Well, she can swallow my pride

    I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
    With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
    I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
    With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
    I don't want no troll...
    I just want a Yemenite hole

    I want a darling little Jewish Princess
    Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
    A vicious little Jewish Princess
    To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'
    All up inside...
    I just want a Princess to ride

    "Awright, back to the top... everybody twist"

    I want a funky little Jewish Princess
    A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
    A brazen little Jewish Princess
    With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
    She can even be poor...
    So long as she does it with four on the floor

    "Vapor-lock"

    I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
    With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
    A fragile little Jewish Princess
    With Romanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
    For two or three nights...

    Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
    Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
    Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
    Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

    Receptionist of 24/7 Escorts:

    Debbie would be perfect for you and she has friends that can join in but unfortunately, she doesn't work today....Only Wednesdays and Fridays.
    BarnabyHugheson November 05, 2015   Link

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