"Maiden" as written by and Vic Chestnut....
Dogs are barking, birds are chirping
The only thing better if I was squirting
But there's no one here to love on me today
For the maiden's on holiday
For the maiden's on holiday

I'm a sorry, sorry knight in a horrible castle
Hoping to avoid certain societal hassles
And I know what they say
But I ain't made of clay
For the maiden's on holiday
Yeah, the maiden's on holiday

I ain't nothing but chivalrous
Ain't never been nothing nasty between us
She knows where she stands
On the heart of a broken man

I'm gonna be bad no matter what
So I might as well go on ahead
And act like a butt
Any ol' way, yeah, I'm still gonna pay
For the maiden's on holiday
Yeah, the maiden's on holiday


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"Maiden" as written by Vic Chestnut

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