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my dick is so fucking big
it's massive
and it's in my pants it's in my shorts it's in my jeans it's in my miniskirt (miniskirt?)
and that's what this track is about, it's about our dicks, so let's spill it

my dick is so big it will cut you in half
i use it to wash my back in the bath
lather, rinse, repeat, bitches know i'm packin heat
hot like tamales, it's a very tasty treat
i got an extra pocket sewn into my pants
this massive member was getting massive cramps
and it's in my pants
it's in my pants, and it's aching for you
it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo

everytime i have sex it's like a title bout
and bitch, you're about to get knocked the fuck out
10 seconds is up, and you're out for the count
my dick is like a surgeon, and it's urging for some virgin
i'm gonna fuck your crew, i'm gonna fuck the world
then i'm gonna fuck you till your pubes ain't curled.
slimfast...
i got a billion inch kelbasa
and it wants to fill you full of salsa
why don't you take a taste of my baby's arm
better be careful, i've got a tooth alarm
and this shit's going off
ring ding a dee ring ding ding
you better be good, because i could
tear you apart with my 9 wood
no, i'm not talkin bout golf. i'm talkin about my dick
and how motherfucking big it is
it's like a golf club, longwise.
this shit is full of size.
it's in my pants, and it's aching for you
it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo

bitches wanna know how heavy p got his name
so i just spit this little rhyme.
my dick is so large, i leave it on an ocean barge
my dick is like a surgeon, so precise
you don't want to entice my erection,
it's like perfection
it reminds whales of a doctor dissection (what the fuck?!)
i'll spit a wad so big, it'll fill a pit that anyone can dig
let's do a dance, they can see my motherfucking dick in france
and it's right in my pants
it's in my pants, and it's aching for you
it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo

just jokin, they can see it in china
my dick is so big that it won't fit in a vagina
it's got a huge fucking mass, only rivalled by my brother slim fast
to keep it erect i need a cast
my dick is so big it's bigger than a cow
my dick is so big we're in it right now
the bitches want my load, it's ready to explode
i'll blow it on you, and your tummy
and i'm gonna laugh, bitch. that shit's funny.
now the bitches know he, who they call heavy p
now they know not to fuck with me
unless they want to get split in half by my big fucking penis
it's in my pants, and it's aching for you
it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo

it's in my pants, and it's aching for you
it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo

let me tell you a story... it's not really a story, it's a tale
tell all your friends about our dicks
so that we can get a lot more sexual experience
(not that we need anymore, because our dicks are so big that we have sex all the time, even though we don't know it)
like in the bath, and in the shower, and in the hottub, and in the pool. lots of places in water, especially, because we like to have sex in water


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