Santa's got a mullet, and he's coming Christmas Eve
Santa's got a mullet, he's bringing gifts for you and me
Frosty has a stovepipe hat, and Rudolph's nose is red
Santa's got a mullet sitting on his head

Santa's got a mullet, keep on looking out for him
Driving in his IROC, with the killer rims
Santa has a mullet as he's streaking through the night
Jamming to Foghat and drinking Coors Light

Singing Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Singing Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Angels up in heaven are plucking on their harps,
Santa's wearing Oakleys, and he's looking mighty sharp

Santa's got a mullet, he's got presents for all of 'ya
I thought he was from the North Pole, but he must be from Canada
Oh yeah Santa's coming, don't you worry, he won't be long
Santa's got a mullet
Yeah Santa's got
Santa's got
Santa's got a schlong
A schlong!


Lyrics submitted by dontfearpenguins

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