I'm sorry he missed your date last night,
he said he was on the final boss
of Final Fantasy.
And like I didn't see it coming,
but hasn't it happened three times before?

Why him?
I know they say you shouldn't be shallow,
but this is Mr. Dungeons and Dragons we're talking about!!
Atleast go out with someone who cares enough
to put down the fucking controller
of the Nintendo
and get a life!

He told me to tell you
that he's sorry he missed your field hockey game.
He had to do some extra credit for math
and then he wanted to read
his computer manual.

Why him?
I know they say you shouldn't be shallow,
but this is Mr. Clean Teeth of the Month we're talking about!!
Atleast go out with someone who's allowed
to watch cable television
without his mother around
and get a life!

Why him?
Yeah, he's nice,
but is it worth it to get stood up
because your date had to beat a video game?
It's your choice,
but this is your burden
you're putting yourself in


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