Wayne gretzky,
the only man i'd have sex with
wayne gretzky
id be intimate with
wayne gretzky
i think hes kinda sexy
wayne gretzky
i wounder what he looks like naked

i wonder what it would be life
to have sex with the great one
i wonder what it would be like
to have sex with the leafs leading scorer

wayne gretzky
i know hes a married man
but maybe
hed be attracted to me
darron pfifer
stupid american boy
wayne gretzky
very handsome canadian man

i wonder what it would be like
to have sex with the great one
i wonder what it would be like
to have sex with the leafs leading scorer

yea i wonder what it would be like
nah itll never happen... its just a pipe dream
wait a minute! im not even gay!
im married!
ch whatever!

wayne gretzky!
i love you wayne gretzky yea!


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    General Commenthaha this song made me laugh for days
    SumJackass41on August 26, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthaha this song made me laugh for days
    SumJackass41on August 26, 2002   Link
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    General CommentFirst time i heard this i was at work, and me and my fellow works peole laughed so hard. Then we had someone call in an order for a pizza, and yeah we couldnt make it.
    freakpunkshowon September 02, 2002   Link
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    General Comment'to have sex with the leafs leading scorer'

    its 'league's leading scorer', not leafs, he never played with the leafs!
    JS01on September 07, 2002   Link
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    General Commenttremendous
    downway_devilleon September 26, 2002   Link
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    General Commentcould this song be any more hilarious?!!! wow, good times, good times :)
    penguintoeson June 20, 2003   Link
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    General Commentfunny funny funny. wayne gretzky is a babe.
    tuna_aton January 27, 2005   Link
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    General Commentch whatever!
    number1alienon September 21, 2005   Link
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    General CommentHey I can't blame him for writing this. Who wouldn't want to have sex with Wayne Gretzky? Him and Cheechoo are my heros.
    CaitieXoXo14on June 14, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI'd actually rather have sex with Modano - but that's just me :P. I think i even did a speech on him when i was in grade 5.....lol.

    Goldfinger rule.
    lookcheon September 11, 2006   Link

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