I have an evil plan
To save the world for every man,
And I think it's better than
The way it's being run.
Oh, the ground works laid,
No don't be afraid,
I'm sure that I can fix it,
When I figure out the physics.

My evil plan to save the world,
just you wait 'till it's unfurled,
it'll go down in history.
It's prophetic,
no it's not pathetic.
I can't believe I made it up myself.

I have an evil plan,
To save the world you understand,
The exemplary feat,
You'd think I'd have to cheat.
I'd make Voltaire proud,
Deep and furrow browed.
Uncanny and so clever,
it's 'Our Newest Plan Ever!'
Got tired of whining,
A grander scheme with silver lining,
For every boy and girl.
We can't be responsible,
For all that's wrong with this world.

Starving children in pain,
You can't believe in that God.
The world's not spinning your way,
Does every dog still get his day?


Lyrics submitted by ThreeMilesDown, edited by zehnra

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    This song seems to be about people who think they know better than God.

    The line about "starving children in pain" is a common argument for why God, as Christians think of Him, can not exist. If God was omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent, why would he let children starve?

    This song attempts to address that argument by basically mocking the idea that man can have a better solution for how the world should work, rather than the way God has created it.

    endianxon December 21, 2007   Link
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    I discovered this band by accident after looking for a copy of the Canadian National Anthem. I downloaded Oh, Canada, loved it, and downloaded this song. My Evil Plan To Save the World has fast become my new favorite song.

    Shmeeon May 19, 2002   Link
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    Definitely a good song...FIF is awesome. Although I did think the last line was does every dog still have his day... but that's cool. :)

    ~Toby*

    flutmuttobsteron August 06, 2002   Link
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    what a great song!!!! it's one of my favorites by FIF!!!

    mxpx_chikon August 18, 2002   Link
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    Yep the horns are great on this one too.....when i first heard it, was kinda cofusing.

    MeSsYPuNkKidon September 23, 2002   Link
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    this song rocks...it's about him wanting to make change with whats wrong in the world...FIF rocks it's sad that they're disbanding

    punkassportz88on April 21, 2003   Link
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    This song is amazing. I played it over and over again for like an hour every day when i first got this CD. It truely is awesome.

    Isaiah4O31on May 14, 2004   Link
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    I love this song, it is hillarious! There horn section kicks mega ass!

    catch22skapunkon May 22, 2004   Link
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    i love his voice..and the horns are so catchy, i like how they threw in what sounded like "mary had a little lamb" in the solo thing at 2:10ish

    ska_loveon August 27, 2006   Link
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    Wow, I think that last one is a great interpretation! This is the very first song I ever heard by them back in 03 and I was so confused by that line. I think they needed to unfold the concept a bit more. But it's so great anyway.

    Snipeon August 27, 2008   Link

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