"My Axe" as written by Mike E. Clark, Joseph Bruce and William Dail....
(Violent J)
I love my Faygo, I love pills, Shaggy,
I love my buddies, my hatchetman but I love my axe

(Violent J)
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk,
Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk,
My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh,
Me and my axe cut biggots spinal cords in half,
My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back,
Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack,
My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him,
Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain,

(Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope)

Everybody, everybody, everybody run,
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop,
Everybody, everybody, everybody run,
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop,

(Violent J)
My axe is my buddy, we right planets wrongs,
Me and my axe leave biggots deads on richies lawns
My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry,
Me and my axe will leave a bivot for your eye,

(Violent J)
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch,
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol
Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol

(Violent J)
My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump,
Me and my axe will leave you hopping on a stump

Everybody, everybody, everybody run,
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop,
Everybody, everybody, everybody run,
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop,

(Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope)
Look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see,
don't't you hear the branches cry? Asking for the reasons why,
If they hang so many men, from the branches off of them,
Why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way,
Look into the moons beam, can you fathom what its seen?
Bodies draging from a truck, driven by a biggot fuck,
Why you think that heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard sky
Ain't no covering tracks, and that's why I'm here, and oh yes..

(Violent J)
My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head,
Me and my axe will make your white pony's red,
My axe is my buddy, you let that ditzy wave
Me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave

(Violent J)
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch,
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol
Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol

(Violent J)
My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees
Me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees

Everybody, everybody, everybody run,
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
Swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
Swing swing swing, chop chop chop,
Everybody, everybody, everybody run,
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
Sw-ii-ing , chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
Swiiiiii-ing, chop chop chop,
Everybody, everybody, everybody run,
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
Swi-ii-ing, chop chop chop,
Everybody, everybody, everybody run,
Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop


Lyrics submitted by nikuku, edited by SurfingHobo

"My Axe" as written by Mike E. Clark Joseph Bruce

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    General CommentHehe. This is currently my favorite ICP song. <3
    Wolfchyldeon April 16, 2003   Link
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    General Commentyea, one of my faves, kinda hard ta have a fave wit ICP and all of them, they're all fucking awesome, but yea this is fucking awesome, great for freaking ppl out who have never heard it when ya tell them that u and ur axe are gonna make their neck a bloody fountain lol
    Bris_gurlon June 14, 2003   Link
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    General Commentlol, i love the way he says "buddy"....also the (everybody dies)
    ViolentJuggaloon February 16, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is about personal relationship between Violent J and his axe. He loves to swing his axe chopping heads off.
    pmmon May 26, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI'm not sure but...

    I think he might like hix axe a lot.
    addseale2on April 15, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song reminds me of the days I went around my house wearing my ICP Shirt Trying to kill my brother with an axe.
    Nightwish_loveron September 20, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentHe hates ICP so I had to kill but the cops came and got me.......they should not fuck around with me.
    Nightwish_loveron September 20, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOkay..I love this song, but I thought I was his buddy!!..That damn axe...!
    i_rule_allon January 09, 2007   Link
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    General Commentbiggot means like a kkk guy i dident know that im not too fluent w/ slag nad a bivot is something disgusting!
    avlovesslon February 13, 2007   Link
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    General Commentlol i dont care what this means i love it my friend was to afraid i think to sing
    Everybody, everybody, everybody run,
    Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies)
    Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies)
    Swing swing swing, chop chop chop part by the police officer at our school so i did by myself almost standing righ tnext to him and i thought he was gonna beat my ass and shoot me :) i gotta do it again sometime
    itsthatoneguyon April 01, 2007   Link

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