"Please Dont Hate Me" as written by Mike E. Clark, Joseph Bruce and William Dail....
I gotta tell him..
I gotta be a man and handle my business..
I know he's gonna hate me..
Ahhh I gotta call him

What up dogg?
What you been up to?
Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out
Me and you we been down for while, right?
We been here and there we been pretty tight
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out
I didn't mean nothing by it, I'ma make this quick
I gave your mama this dick

I don't know how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping
I was over there mowing the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
And then, I went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with her titty hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother

Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately
Please don't hate me, I never said I loved the ho.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately
Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a Juggalo.

Don't hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a heroin whore
I wasn't thinking about how you was my bud
When she spread my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud
We broke out with your with grandpa's gin
Got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky
Her nipples look like peanuts
Your mama's one of my favorite sluts
She likes licking from the back of my balls
to the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear
Roooaaaaarrrrr!!!!!
I chase her around on my underwear
I'll admit I like spanking her butt
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Don't worry
I put it back, I knew you better
That's probably why your toes been sticking together

Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately
Please don't hate me, I never said I loved the ho.
Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately
Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a Juggalo.

Your mom's ass look like oat meal yo
It's bumpy and grainy, I like to feel though
And I ain't trying to diss her either
I'm only saying that I'd wish she'd trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
It's all right with me though
I don't mind as long as I can locate the V-Hole
And your dad's so dumb he's knowing nothing
Here I'm stuffing her muffin not to mention the pickle puffing
And I'm hoping you and me are still cool
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fucking again
All right I'll talk to you later
Peace Eminem

Di-zam
Somebody just got fucked up
Nigga!

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"Please Don't Hate Me" as written by Mike E. Clark Joseph Bruce

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    General Commentyou know what?
    you're right
    they WILL NEVER be at Feminem's level because they would never sell out like a little bitch
    chuckles333on September 04, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthe decockster must be eminem's right hand man or something, cuz he's always defending the little prick. i guess he spends so much time up his ass, he cant figure out that eminem is a poser sellout, and icp are better at anything than him. well the guy's name is "deCOCKster" so he must be gay like eminem or something. i dunno, but he sure likes taking up for his little butt buddy.
    AugustWintermanon September 24, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHey decockster, we don't come on your forums and talk shit about Eminem, so you could at least give us the respect of letting us use this forum for what its supposed to be for.

    Anyway, this is one of my favorite ICP songs! Fucking hilarious. This is actually the first ICP song I ever heard, a couple of years ago, since then I've been listening to them...

    ~~Peace~~
    deftones1337on December 21, 2004   Link
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    General Commentyeah well this is the first ICP song ive listened to, its awesome.. even though i love eminem, this song rocks! lol and i think it pretty much explains itself
    pinkandtwistedon January 11, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI love Emimem too, but this song is hilarious. It's abslutly cold, and total ownage. I have allof Emimenms albumso on my computer and listen to them constantly...but they kicked his ass with this song.
    JuggyFWBon April 26, 2005   Link
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    General Commentyeah, i like eminem aswell as icp, i like music for what it is and dont buy into all that bull shit. i thought this song was hilarious when i heard it!
    jaffa3039on June 15, 2005   Link
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    General Commentfuck eminem the pussy ass sellout bitch..

    juggalette 4 life
    twiztid_bitch14on July 27, 2006   Link
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    General CommentYeah eminem tried to use ICP to get famous.

    I think the other songs about J doing Kim and The Pendelum's Promise shit on him him more, because this song would piss anyone off if at the end they said it was their mom, but eminem already raps about raping his own mom.

    That Kenny Kennif skit where ICP is blowing a dude and fanticizing about eminem on his record dissed ICP but in that skit eminems saying he's just as gay
    camfon October 19, 2006   Link
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    General CommentICP SUKS ASSY BALLS , SO DOES EMINEM AND ALL OTHER RAPPERS/HIP HOP/ R&B AND ALL THAT OTHER CRAP MUSIC THATS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    SY5TEMon January 13, 2007   Link
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    General CommentSystem shut the fuck up

    Anyway,Eminem used many people so he'll sell much and that's how he wasted his talend-he does got very good songs but some songs are disgusting

    I'm siding with ICP here,but this song came pretty lame
    Hybrid Sinisteron January 23, 2007   Link

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