"House of Horrors" as written by Joseph Bruce, Joseph Utsler and Mike E. Clark....
House Of Horrors

"Hey there, do you like excitement?" (yeah)
"Do you like suspense?" (uh huh)
"Do you like Nel Carter?" (no)
"Good 'cause you won't find her here, this is the house of horrors
And for you it's absolutely free, step right in" (thanks)
"Say no more stupid ass, your face says enough"

Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors
Were you born in a barn, shut the fuckin door
You see, damn, 'cause I'm about to scare you
Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you
Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten
Don't want to, huh, 'cause you know my nuts are going in
I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut
This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something
Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha
But it scared you 'cause people don't be doing that shit
But me brrr! bitch brrr! I'm all about it (brrrr!!!)
Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, the silly rabbit, UH!
Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm glowing
Alright, I'm done, turn em back, wait, where you going?
Welcome to the house of horrors

Comes from within me
Comes from within me, horrors, eh

"Honey, I'm not having a good time"
"I know. Come on, this must be the way out."

Hey, what the fuck, come here guys, grab a chair
Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear
Come on, let's play some cardback, I just gotta story
"Hey keep it down in there Shaggs, what the hell?" sorry
Look at that shit, "what?", you almost got me grounded
I'm a have to take your forehead and pound it
I'll bend you over and tie you up to a pole
And stretch your nuts back and fling em up your butthole
I'm a phantom, listen to me, ahhhhh
That didn't do it? How about this? AHHHH!!!!
I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifying
Did you know that?, "yeah", no you didn't I was lying

"I represent Igors
I'm yelling in town
I'm coming out of southwest
WICKED CLOWNS!!!"

Bathroom? yeah, it's right there down the hall
Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all
(mumbles) I'm possessed too
Wait a minute, eh, don't leave me yet, hey!
Welcome to the House of Horrors


"Honey?"
"What?"
"I'm scared"
"I know, sweety, come on"

Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell you something
With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, what about em, nothing
They're my boys, I just had to give em props
And together we form the cyclops
Hahahahaha look at you, haha, you're a bitch
Should I let your ass go? hahahaha, no
I'll let your bitch out, but you get the bone
Run along sugar tits, he ain't coming home

"Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, bitch"


Lyrics submitted by nikuku, edited by Strelok

"House of Horrors" as written by H Jones

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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    General CommentIT SHOULD BE " LETS PLAY SOME COMBAT, I JUST GOT ATARI
    juggalohomie420on July 02, 2004   Link
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    General CommentIT SHOULD BE "LETS PLAY SOME COMBAT, I JUST GOT ATARI."

    aND WHY HASN'T ANY BODY SAID ANY THING ABOUT THIS SONG. IT'S FUNNIER THAN SHIT.
    juggalohomie420on July 02, 2004   Link
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    General CommentYes, it is a funny song. Twisted, but funny.
    Slipknotfan85on September 23, 2004   Link
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    General CommentForgot "Run, hid, run, hide" [laughing] etc
    Zetsumeion March 14, 2005   Link
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    General CommentAnd after "Wait a minute, eh, don't leave me yet, hey!" he says "I...I love you!"
    Zetsumeion March 15, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthe first verse is really funny
    B12on September 05, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThis song is awesome! But whoever put the lyrics up needs to put who is rapping what part cause I just started listening to ICP and I don't know who they all are yet. O_O This song is so cool. It also ended just like I thought it would, with the clowns letting the lady go but the guy..hahaha! It's so cool! XD I love the part where it goes "I killed tony lucky charms and the silly rabbit!" lol XD
    starfireon November 05, 2005   Link
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    General Commentit is not "I killed tony, lucky charms, the silly rabbit" it's "I killed 20 lucky charms and a silly rabbit" I have reviewed the song many times and checked out the lyrics off of some crazy-ass Insane Clown Posse website, but it is all kool, and remember the words of Violent "J" and Shaggy 2 dope, "The Dark Carnival will never die!!!.
    reko_mortison March 06, 2006   Link
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    General CommentNo the lyric really is "i killed tony, lucky charms and the silly rabbit" it makes more sense that way. And also someone mentioned that they dont no who is singing wut part. Violent J does the first verse and the chorus, Shaggy 2 Dope does the 2nd verse except for the "I represent igors, im yelling in town, im comin out of southwest, wicked clown" part which violent J does. The 3rd verse is still a mystery to me but i think its either Blaze Ya Dead Homie or Jumpsteady that does it. As for the wierd house of horrors guy that says all that "do u like suspense" stuff, hes just a random guy.
    wu tang hood6954on May 01, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthe third verse is done by jumpstedy
    hatred666on May 10, 2006   Link

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