"The Neden Game" as written by Mike E. Clark, Joseph Bruce and Joseph Utsler....
"Let's meet contestant number one
He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
Who says, "woman love his sexy smile"
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?"

"Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick"

Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And lick your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear

"Now, let's me contestant number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question"

"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?"

First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
I'd go through your phone book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!)
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

"Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon
It's a touch choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"

"Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!"

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!

Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don't want contestant number two
He's mad-whack

I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!

Lyrics submitted by nikuku

"The Neden Game" as written by H Jones

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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  • +1
    General Commentis there a meaning to any of ICPs songs....... NO, there just funny
    evilchildon May 22, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General Commentendo, that's like, all one sentence, i see like, two periods in that whole fucking thing. you are retarded.
    shadeofgreyon November 28, 2004   Link
  • +1
    General Commentendo what the hell is your problem if you dont like icp or juggalos then dont even bother commenting on their songs cuz one of these days a juggalo is gonna beat your ass down
    luv2behatedon December 20, 2004   Link
  • +1
    General CommentHahaha, endo. You need to go back to elementary school and learn some grammar. How old are you? And you're telling everyone else to grow up? You are so funny. :p

    ANYWAY, as I said on the other page with these lyrics, I don't really like this song all that much and never have. It's definitely not one of their greatest. I hate how many people are obsessed with it.
    daddysgunon February 18, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General CommentWow... All I can say is, parents need to pay more attention to what their children listen to, judging by the maturity of some of the people here.
    ThatGuyNamedRyanon March 20, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThis is the most meaningless crap I've ever seen. These guys (ICP) will be hooked on crack (or probably already are) and will end up dying of a freaking overdose --HA HA HA! ICP sucks-isn't worth a freaking penny or my time to download the song---by the way the clown costumes are a ridiculous cheap gimmick to attract young nobodies and rip them off of their dimes. Anyway I just stumbled upon this page and thought it was worth a comment
    Orphan_psychon April 12, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI think people who listen to this shit should be rendered sterile.
    onianon May 28, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is the funniest song ever.
    logan_6969on May 27, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentROFL This is hilarious
    Kittie Katon May 28, 2002   Link
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    General Commentvery funny
    DisturbedBeautyon May 31, 2002   Link

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