Uno, dos, tres, quatros

When you fucked grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him
And stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed? And

(He seems like a total asshole)
(Grandpa is a total fucking asshole)
(Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?)
(He rubs his dick in broken glass)

This is fucking stupid, man
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather
I mean, you guys are related
What's he gonna do, take out his teeth
And just lay them on the side of the bed?
Man, you like to fuck him in the butt
And have everyone come in and watch and masturbate
And cum all over the place, this is stupid, I hate you all
I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight man
This is stupid
I hate you


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    Originally supposed to be when you fucked hitler, but those fucks at MCA wouldnt allow it. Fucking censorship.

    choda_boyon April 19, 2002   Link

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