"Bitch Please II" as written by Calvin Broadus, Michael Elizondo, Alvin Joyner, Melvin Bradford, Andre Romell Young and Marshall B Iii Mathers....
Yeah what-up Detroit?
Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't!
Ah! They didn't do it again,
What-what, what-what?
Did you shit on these niggas two times Dr. Dre?
Oh fo' sure!
Uh-uh, naw, ya smell that?
This is special right here
What-what, what-what-what?
Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie baby
Uh, to the boogie-oogie-oogie,
Yeah, you know! What's crackin' Dre?

Just let me lay back and kick some mo' simplistic pimp shit
On Slim's shit and start riots like Limp Bizkit (Limp Bizkit)
Throw on 'Guilty Conscience' at concerts
And watch mosh pits 'til motherfuckers knock each other unconscious
(Watch out now!) Some of these crowds that Slim draws
Is rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard when it's packed and full of cars
Some of these crowds, me and Snoop draw, is niggas from Crenshaw
From Long Beach to South Central
Whoa, not these niggas again
These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again
(Hehe) You and what army could harm me?
D-R-E and Shady, with Doggy from Long Beach
(East-side!) Came a long way, to makin' these songs play
It'll be a wrong move, to stare at me the wrong way
I got a long uz', and I carry it all day
(Blaow!) Sometimes it's like a nightmare, just bein' Andre,
But I

Somehow, someway tell 'em, nigga
You know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg)
Now let me cut these niggas up and show em where da fuck I'm comin from
I get the party crackin' from the shit that I be spittin' son
Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run
Got about fifty guns, and I love all of 'em the same, bang bang!
Damn baby girl what's your name?
I forgot, what'd you say it was? Damn a nigga buzzed
Hangin' in the club, with my nephew Eminem
(Whats up Slim?) Whattup cu'? (What up Snoop?)
The Great White American Hope, done hooked up
With the King of the motherfuckin' West coast, bay-bay!

And you don't really wanna fuck, with me
Only nigga that I trust, is me
Fuck around and make me bust, this heat
That's, the devil, they always wanna dance

I'm the head nigga in charge, I'm watchin' you move
You're found dead in your garage, with ten o'clock news coverage
Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade
Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God
All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Standin' over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust
It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
I might leave in the body bag, but never in cuffs
So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough
When things get rough I'm in the club shootin' with Puff
Bitch, please, you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees, come on

And you don't really wanna fuck, with me
Only nigga that I trust, is me
Fuck around and make me bust, this heat
That's, the devil, they always wanna dance

And you don't really wanna fuck, with me
Only nigga that I trust, is me
Fuck around and make me bust, this heat
That's, the devil, they always wanna dance

Aw naw, big slim dog
Eighty pound balls, dick six inch long
Back up, in the, heezy bay-bay
He's Shday!
He's so crazy!
Gimme the mic, let me recite, 'til Timothy White
Pickets outside the Interscope offices every night
What if he's right? I'm just a criminal, makin' a living
Off of the world's misery, what in the world gives me the right
To say what I like, and walk around flippin' the bird
Livin' the urban life, like a white kid from the 'burbs
Dreamin' at night of screamin' at moms, schemin' to leave
Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me
I just want you all to notice me and people to see
That somewhere deep down, there's a decent human being in me
It just can't be found, so the reason you've been seeing this me
Is cause this is me now, the recent dude who's being this mean
So when you see me, dressin' up like a nerd on T-V
Or heard the C-D usin' the fag word so freely
It's just me being me, here want me to tone it down?
Suck my fuckin' dick, you fagot
You happy now?
Look here
I start some trouble everywhere that I go (that I go)
Ask the bouncers in the club cause they know (cause they know)
I start some shit they throw me out the back do' (the back do')
Come back and shoot the club up with a four-four (a four-four)

And you don't really wanna fuck, with me
Only nigga that I trust, is me
Fuck around and make me bust, this heat
That's, the devil, they always wanna dance

And you don't really wanna fuck, with me
Only nigga that I trust, is me
Fuck around and make me bust, this heat
That's, the devil, they always wanna dance

2001 and forever
Slim Shady, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, X to the Z, Nate Dogg
Come on, yeah!


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"Bitch Please II" as written by Melvin Bradford Michael Elizondo

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    General Commentdre rocks with em, one of the best ever!!
    Kdog30001on June 05, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commenttight song. that says it all.
    eminem31on June 19, 2002   Link
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    General CommentOne of my favourite songs of that cd... snoop dog has the cutest lil voice....
    OzzyGurlyon July 07, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love Snoop Dogg on this song.
    The_Decocksteron July 18, 2002   Link
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    General CommentTo me, it seems that it is verry important for eminem, the real guy, that people knows that he is not that front guy playing role, that he is just a normal man, but since he's been seeing the hard things of life, the wars in the streets and the shit at home, all this darkness helped the evil side in him self to grow...'see
    that somewhere deep down, there's a decent human being in me '
    PeaceInMeon August 06, 2002   Link
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    General Commentmy favorite part is when they start rapping
    vtmatton April 19, 2003   Link
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    General Commentno words can describe how awful that last statement is...Em has been around for while now and will continue to be. shitty father my ass. love is more than enough to be a great father, and we all know that he not only loves but adores Hailie and would do anything in the world for her.
    ablyss16on November 23, 2004   Link
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    General Commentactually jamesherbertkeenan that was in his same life you know.. since people dont live twice you dumbass fuck eminem will never be forgotten, i would compare him to 2pac at this stage but of course to totally different people and ouldnt do 2pac the respect to do so... as for the song its allright snoop dog shudda worked harder on amkin a proper rhyme tho
    bear869on January 25, 2005   Link
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    General CommentEminem is a racist sexist pig.
    Fallinsoulon February 16, 2005   Link
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    General Commenthaha haters are so much fun to diss on.
    filthyrichgirlon March 08, 2005   Link

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