So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak
Your trash compactors broke, the roof has sprung a leak
You just found out your toilet's over flowed
And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explode

But... I'll repair for you
(When the roof starts to fall)
I'll repair for you
(All the cracks in your wall)
I'll repair for you
(Every nail, bolt and screw)

Your washer's busted and your faucet drips all night
You got some termites with a healthy appetite
Well have no fear, I'll patch up every hole
And I'm licensed and I'm bonded, even se habla espanol

So... I'll repair for you
(When your doorknob is loose)
I'll repair for you
(When your plunger's no use)
I'll repair for you
(With a caulk and hot glue)

I am prepared to tackle, all kinds of paste and spackle
You got a leaky shower, I'll be there in an hour
With stucco, bricks, and plaster, I am a Jedi master
We'll help you through your crisis,
Check out our low low prices too... yeah

Your floors are sagging and your plumbing's shot
But if you don't mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat

I'll repair for you, anything that you need
I'll repair for you, and my word's guaranteed
I'll repair for you, I'll rewire it too
I'll repair for you, I'll repair for you
I'll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw

Lyrics submitted by Demau Senae

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    General CommentParody of "I'll Be There For You" by the Rembrandt's
    From the BHD Tour
    SUGGESTED theme song for "Home Improvement"
    Demau Senaeon March 30, 2001   Link
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    General CommentDemau, that would be the perfect time for, more acurately, the tool time show on home improvement.
    Ice Godon November 10, 2006   Link
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    General Comment(Dexter): LOL That's one funny parody
    (Noodles): LOL That's real funny.
    Tailsfan2009on July 27, 2009   Link

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