Down in the workshop
all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls
and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in,
nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and
cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots
he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said
with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all...
now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now
he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces
of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers
and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph
into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer
with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher
just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said,
"It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy
and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs
working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus,
she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' 'bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have
snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have
snapped... in his brain


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    General CommentThis song is demented...even by Weird Al Standards.
    OpinionHeadon November 22, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti thought it was decided to vommit? and west Virginia. ah well
    zombie_hoboon August 18, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentcmon 1 comment this song was fkin hilarious!!!
    MetaLLiCA-FRkon June 13, 2004   Link
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    General CommentI like the extra gory version better, but this is good too.
    Charlie the manon January 08, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentAwesome songs, one of my favorite. freekin hilarious, although it is a bit, err, "weird"
    bazmegon January 20, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwhat a song and a half.
    woopwoopwoop blibble blibble
    kerfuey!!!!!!!
    GwillaWillaon May 31, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentTHIS SONG IS AWSOME
    Rick_Jameson July 15, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI hear the beginning of Ozzy's Mama I'm Coming Home in this one........anyone else?
    Gazabaon November 17, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis Song is the funniest i ever heared lol
    KingOnyxon November 30, 2007   Link

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