"Fat" as written by and Michael Joe Jackson....
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, ho
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat


Lyrics submitted by Demau Senae

"Fat" as written by Michael Jackson

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  • +1
    General CommentHam on, ham on....whole wheat!! LOL! The little asides are hilarious!! I saw him do this live and in costume. It was great!!
    billionon April 13, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI have a very hard time not thinking of the lyrics to this when the Michael Jackson song comes one.
    redshiftdazzleron December 14, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General CommentParody of Michael Jackson's 'Bad'.
    kevinon March 30, 2001   Link
  • 0
    General CommentNo!
    propheton May 23, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment"When I go to get my shoes shined,
    I gotta take their word."-lol
    >anybody who makes fun of Michael Jackson is da bomb- Eat it is also a funny parody of a Mivhael Jackson song.
    Weirdalspizzaon May 09, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentlol..this song is just hilarious..i love the video! ahh aha ahah! i'm bored:| lol..seriously..i need a life:|....roll??¿¿
    Lucifers Dolly666on December 22, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is fuckin funny as is the video lmao
    Mizerableon June 27, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe song is funny. But the music video is HILARIOUS!
    WAYAlbuquerqueon January 02, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentPossibly the best song I have ever heard. Certainly the best video I have ever had the pleasure to view.
    WillyWiluhpson April 11, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis Song Uses EVERY (or Very Close to) FAT JOKE CREATED and That's Why It Is So Damn Funny
    tristriamon March 26, 2007   Link

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