Got a lotta heartache
He's a fucking weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heartache
He's a fucking weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy who took and ran away

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

Fuck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag


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Dysentery Gary Lyrics as written by Thomas Delonge Mark Hoppus

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    My Interpretation

    Okay, the last verse when he says "where's my dog" (obviously not doll), I don't think that those are silly lyrics talking about fucking his dog. Although they have that stupid Fuck a Dog song, I don't think that's what they're talking about in this song.

    I think it just means he can't get the girl, so he just wants to chill with his dog. Everyone loves dogs, and he's lonely so he wants to be with his dog.

    You can kinda tell by the rest of the verse. When he says he lost the war (he couldn't get the girl); I hate you all, your mom's a whore (like the other person posted, he's just giving the guy a random insults (because it's Blink 182)); and so then he's just like "fuck it, I wanna be with my dog"

    jdjd021on January 07, 2013   Link

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