"Dysentery Gary" as written by and Tom/hoppus De Longe....
Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucking weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucking weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy who took and ran away

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights
Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

Fuck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my doll?
'Cause girls are such a drag


Lyrics submitted by piesupreme, edited by ninCoDfan

"Dysentery Gary" as written by Tom Delonge, Mark Hoppus, Travis Barker

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  • +5
    Song MeaningThis song is awesome first of all. It's about a girl choosing a huge, and I mean HUGE douchebag over you and you know he doesn't deserve her. We have all had this happen to us - a girl goes for a total d-bag when you want her so bad but she doesn't notice you and is all into his dumb ass. This song is a FUCK YOU to that guy! FUCK ALL YOU DOUCHEBAGS OUT THERE!
    magoosh008on July 25, 2010   Link
  • +3
    General CommentThe dude had the girl then gave her up. Now she is in love with dick for brains who thinks he's the shit. Well she might come back but the magic 8 ball says very doubtful. So he finds a new companion in the form of his dog.
    meatwadon June 16, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI can really relate to this song because I am this situation right now. That is what I like about blinks music. They have a song for every situation a person goes through.
    meatwadon June 16, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General Comment"I hate you all. Your mom's a whore."

    One word: classic.
    avarchielon April 20, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentgreat song. Another of their lesser-known gem. When you like a girl but she likes someone else, it sucks. You have no reason to hate him but you do. He becomes your enemy.
    dsyntaxon February 09, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYes it does suck. I was in a situation just like that. I really hated this guy, and everytime I hear this song, it just reminds me of him. Kinda pisses me off, but I still love the song, lol.
    winkie182on April 13, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWhen another guy starts going out with a girl you like, this is how you feel about him.
    Invincibleon April 30, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentFUNNY SONG!!
    rubybubbleon May 07, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentabout a guy that loves a girl, but that girl loves other guy and the first guy tries to change her mind but she stays with the other guy
    Chronoon May 19, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is awesome. the grl u love isnt intrested, shge loves some other guy and you hate him for this 1 reason even tho if u got to know him you would probably like him. hes taken away the 1 thing you care about and u just wish u could find something that would fuck it up for him - "I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom trying on his fathers tights"
    also funny as fuck line :-)

    Nothing to Savouron June 03, 2002   Link

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