krabby, snubble, venonat,
mankey, chansey and zubat
slowking, ditto, butterfree,
lugia and caterpie
oddish, poliwag, goldeen, elekid and nidoqueen
victreebell and magneton - everybody polkamon

aerodactyl, seel, machoke,
marill, moltres, then slowpoke,
articuno, ditto, muk
flareon and ol'psyduck
cloyster, kingler, shellder, gloom,
snorlax and of course vileplume
zapdos and charmeleon - everybody polkamon

its time to polka
for ponyta and pidgey too
come on put on your lederhosen
and try not to stomp on little pikachu
youde better grab yourself a partner
like tentacruel or bulbasaur (bulbasaur)
hold on a minute - theres still at least a hundred and twenty seven more

including ledyba and omastar
jynx, bellosom and magmar
geodude and arcanine
jigglypuff and mr. mime
dont forget about sandslash
exeggucute and rapidash
lickitung and porygon - everybody polkamon

everybody polkamon
everybody polkamon


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    General CommentThey actually paid him for this crap. Just take the "Poke-Rap" form the very first season, add polka music, and ta-da "Polkaman". Even my little brother who is in to pokemon says "that whoever wrote should me shot on site, in the face, with a rocket laucher, while a gernade is shoved lup his ass
    CHAOS17on January 04, 2006   Link
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    General CommentWow, you guys really miss the irony in the whole thing. Sure, it's silly. But how could you take a fad like pokemon seriously anyway. I personally love this song, it's amazing how he got those names to rhyme and to make a catchy song.
    Philemon_Crowleyon February 01, 2006   Link
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    General Commenti agree its like mega hard to do that. but i think he made some up cause i was obsessed with pokemon when i was little. and is w.a.y polish hes got polka in like all of his songs
    memandudeon May 14, 2006   Link
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    General Commentlol, me too memandude.... My childhood shame...LOL. Funny song though
    elegent_messon June 19, 2006   Link
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    General CommentDude...your brother must be a freaking geek or something. If he's old enough to cuss and still be watching pokemon...? Pfft. Anyways....freaking...polka to the poke-rap thing was genius...
    ChaoticTempoon July 26, 2006   Link
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    General CommentHaha. This song is fucking genius.
    farouhkon December 02, 2006   Link
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    General Commentchaos17, who was/is your grammar teacher? because no offense, but I'd sue.

    "Even my little brother who is in to pokemon says "that whoever wrote should me shot on site, in the face, with a rocket laucher, while a gernade is shoved lup his ass"

    wtf?
    turkoizdogon December 17, 2006   Link
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    General CommentNo one should take this song seriously. It's funny, though, and it was quite hard to get the Pokemon names to rhyme. It deserves some credit. And it's polka. How can someone get angry at a POLKA song?
    DeepSouthernon May 06, 2007   Link
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    General CommentMay I append to the sagely words of DeepSouthern; a polka song about imaginary little creatures whom reside in little spheres and do battle with on another.
    farouhkon May 17, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI was a fan of Pokemon back in the day. I'n fact, I kinda am now; I could talk about it, at least.

    This is all R/B/Y and G/S/C Pokemon, so I know all these, by heart, even.

    Now, as for this songs meaning... .. Uh...

    Okay... meaning is.... Pokemon Polka? That works. Excellent song, Weird Al.
    Ice Godon June 07, 2007   Link

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