"Rip Taylor Is God" as written by James M. Franks and Michael Bowe....
Hey! Da dee dada dee da da
This is Rip Taylor
Hey there sprinkle genies!
Haha!
Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population?
Hah!
Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY!
Woo
But seriously, don't you think it's time we had a female president?
With big gazooms? Tatee tattoo tees?
Tatta ta too tatas?
Baba bing bangs?
Big jugs, get it?
Hello Dolly
Is this microphone on? Hello? Anybody out there can they hear me?
Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting!
Please, what am I doing here?
You're probably saying to yourself
"Why the HELL would a comedic virtuoso like, Rip Taylor,
Want anything to do with those half-witted white trash crotch
Goblins The Bloodhound Gang?"
Oh! Well listen folks, the answer is very simple..
Haha... American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques!
They paid me you hiney hopper why else?
Oh I'm getting moist!
I mean come on, let's face it kids, pardon me... but they are
A bunch of knuckleheads!


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"Rip Taylor Is God" as written by Michael Bowe James M. Franks

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    General CommentJust an intro song so Bloodhound Gang could show off their connections and it links to 'We Are The Knuckleheads'.
    JAStewarton December 06, 2004   Link
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    General CommentJust an intro song so Bloodhound Gang could show off their connections and it links to 'We Are The Knuckleheads'.
    JAStewarton December 06, 2004   Link
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    General Commentits so wrong, yet so funny
    infamoustex62on March 07, 2006   Link

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