"Bitches" as written by Joseph Bruce and Mike E. Clark....
Bitches!
Ha Ha Ha!
Bitches, Ha!
Bitches...

(Old Dirty Bastard)
BITCH, at any moment, that's what I'll do
[You fucking bitches]I'll do it to you
And a few of your crew
at any moment[Yeah], that's what I'll do
[ICP, ODB]I'll do it to you
And a few of your crew
[Bitcheeessss!]

(1st Verse- Violent J)
BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK?!
What are you trying to do to me?
You wasn't true to me
When I was locked up you fucked something like 35 guys
[Rrrghh!]But I let that slide
''cause your ass is big, and your titties is fat
I wanted to FUCK THAT
But FUCK THAT
I never gave a FUCK THAT, you put me through the courts [AND?]
And gave me genital warts
Now I stack my .9, I'm goin' for the knees
I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze
[Aggghhh! Whoo!]As you're standing there, I'ma be like BITCH!
[Ha ha!]You know you done fucked up, right?

(Chorus- Violent J)
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
[Now you gotta die, now you gotta die]
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta DIE
[Never wanted it like that] (x2)

(2nd Verse- Old Dirty Bastard)
Bitch, don't talk about bitches I'm fucking them
Please no fat bitches I'm fucking slim
Unless it's one of those likes stroking my shit
I don't care 'bout how I'm fucking it
How much it costs, big fat...crackhead?
Ain't trying to hear all those words you said
Five minutes, bitch [ahhhh] and I came
Fuck your name, and from where you came

I don't give a fuck, bitch! I will kill you!
You Shaquita! You Belinda! You too Passion...BITCH!

(Chorus)
[Ahhhhh....you bitches!!!]

(3rd Verse- Shaggy2Dope)
One thing I can't stand is these bitches
Trying to take my riches, when I ain't even got none [Bitch!]
I never lied, you knew what I wanted all the while [what?]
My dick in your vertical smile [yeah]
We kiss and hug, and snugg, and tickle
But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fucking pickle [bitch]
You fucked everybody else in the place, it's all good
Now let me head-butt your face!

Bitch! I love you, but now you gotta die
that's right [Bitches!], that's right
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
[Bitches? Bitcheeesss!]

(Chorus x3)
Girl you know I love you, you dumb bitch!


Lyrics submitted by Julie

"Bitches" as written by Mike E. Clark Joseph Bruce

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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  • +1
    General Commentlmao, i love this song, it reminds me of someone i know

    it makes me die laughing every time...
    wee....
    digitalstitcheson June 13, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General CommentOh get over it, ICP are just two guys who create music a little differently and protray their image a little differently too. So they aren't the "norm"; get the fuck over it. Unless you attack them for their musical sound and honestly don't like how they sound on CD's and live, then fuck off.

    Julz.
    MyAntiDrugIsSuicideon August 24, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe REAL bitches are ICP themselves.
    The_Decocksteron July 28, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentDECOCKSTER FUCK OFF IF YOU AINT DOWN WITH THE CLOWN BITCH!!!
    inchainsfreakon May 08, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General CommentSo deep.

    So poignant.

    So moving.

    It's like the lyrics grabbed me by my non-existant woman-testicles and said, "Hey, Ava, if you diss this song, I will render you barren."

    Oh please, ICP sucks some serious hardcore ass. I could find deeper meaning in a Britney Spears song - and all of you retards who counter my opinion with a "OMG FUK U U HOMOFAG LOL ICP IS TEH ROCKZORZ U JUS GUTA BE DOWN WIT DA CLOWN!11", then please realize that it's people like you who make people like me feel incredibly smart.

    Thanks. :D
    avarchielon October 10, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWhy are you looking at the lyrics if you dont like them? Why waste your precious teeny bopper time to leave a comment if you didnt care. Wow it takes real smarts to find meaning in a Britney Spears song. "You drive me crazy" Give me a fucking break.. ICP wrote this song for bitches like you.
    ABKillaon December 27, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is beyond crazy...its so fucking stupid that it makes me roll on the floor and laugh. I love irony in this case since these boys are clearly being misogynistic and they are blaming "bitches" for their woman troubles. These guys need to have their heads examined.
    OpinionHeadon January 19, 2005   Link
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    General CommentNobody gives a fuck what you dumb bitches think. Juggalos will be down with the clown till we dead in the ground no matter what the FUCK you think. Who even gives a fuck about what you think?! Like we're going to just say: ... I don't like them anymore. If I ever find you I'm gonna go Halls Of Illusions on yo fat fuckin ass!
    ViolentJuggaloon February 16, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentDear ViolentJuggalo,

    This poem is dedicated to you
    I think you are missing a screw
    You think I am a dumb bitch
    We will see which one is which
    Can you drop a rhyme from the top
    And make it not sound like a bag of slop?
    You think you'll go all hall of illusions on me
    I am surprised you can aim when you pee
    You voice, nobody gives a fuck about what I think
    I don't give a fuck about you, you mental dink!
    Take your shit and run headfirst into a wall
    Then start again and count the times you fall
    On the Net, you can't see how big I really am
    You claim I'm fat yet you are the fucking sham
    Claiming to be this big shit in the Juggalo set
    Fush yu mang, you can't fly a fat-ass jumbo jet
    Drop your act and take a long walk of a short pier
    When you do that, you will be far away from here
    I have a right to say what the fuck I want
    I hate this group and that I will flaunt
    You are violent but you've never hurt your pet
    If you have, then you'll be hurting I bet
    I could probably waste you in a contest of rhyme
    Guess what, fuckface, all my shit is purile slime
    I can rhyme better than these two wigger wannas
    Place me against Jay-Z, I'll be crying to momma
    Fucking A, I must have just disarmed your shield
    Against my vocal traffic, you must slow and yield
    Go rant about the state of the nation right now
    It will get you more traction with me, anyhow
    I will conclude my lyrical screed
    I hope it made your ears bleed

    For you, this is my single finger salute!
    OpinionHeadon February 17, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentby OpinionHead on 02-17-2005 @ 05:21:08 PM
    Dear ViolentJuggalo,

    This poem is dedicated to you
    I think you are missing a screw
    You think I am a dumb bitch
    We will see which one is which
    Can you drop a rhyme from the top
    And make it not sound like a bag of slop?
    You think you'll go all hall of illusions on me
    I am surprised you can aim when you pee
    You voice, nobody gives a fuck about what I think
    I don't give a fuck about you, you mental dink!
    Take your shit and run headfirst into a wall
    Then start again and count the times you fall
    On the Net, you can't see how big I really am
    You claim I'm fat yet you are the fucking sham
    Claiming to be this big shit in the Juggalo set
    Fush yu mang, you can't fly a fat-ass jumbo jet
    Drop your act and take a long walk of a short pier
    When you do that, you will be far away from here
    I have a right to say what the fuck I want
    I hate this group and that I will flaunt
    You are violent but you've never hurt your pet
    If you have, then you'll be hurting I bet
    I could probably waste you in a contest of rhyme
    Guess what, fuckface, all my shit is purile slime
    I can rhyme better than these two wigger wannas
    Place me against Jay-Z, I'll be crying to momma
    Fucking A, I must have just disarmed your shield
    Against my vocal traffic, you must slow and yield
    Go rant about the state of the nation right now
    It will get you more traction with me, anyhow
    I will conclude my lyrical screed
    I hope it made your ears bleed

    For you, this is my single finger salute!

    LMAO that was sad! You need to go get a new hobby then makin gayass rhymes that sound fuckin gay. Show that you're worthy of my time and ill show you some rhymes. (This eminem fans are fuckin retarded!!!)
    ViolentJuggaloon February 19, 2005   Link

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