you can never see it, I keep it in a jar, you cannot escape it,
not even in your car, it is not a mineral, animal or plant, you
will never find it, don't try because you can't, make it so it
hurts your face and touch it, spank it til it stinks, and touch
it baby. it's weight doesn't matter, neither does it's size, if you
look into it, it burns out your eyes. do not breathe around it,
sniffle, sneeze, or cough. if you were to touch it, your skin would sizzle off
make it so it hurts your face and touch it, spank it til it stinks and touch it baby... it's the mighty penus laser. the cause for every
scream. it is better than anything you've got. cuz it's made
out of a laser beam. (bum, bum, bum's)
now is when the horrow will be truly felt and the sick smell
of death will soon be smelt, it is a laser beam, it will
never be seen, and it's zit is farm more flammable than
gasoline. make it so it hurts your face, and touch it,
spank it til it stinks and touch it baby. it's
incapable of reasoning, this is the part where we sing...
it's the might penus laser
the cause for every scream
it is better than anything you've got
cuz it's made out of a laser beam.

mighty - penus - laser


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    Yep, a concept album it certainly is, and as for the stupidness? Well, I see it as Wes Borlands way of showing he can do more than Limp Bizkit, to show how much (as he has admitted many times before) he hates working in that band. What better way for one of the worlds most popular guitarists to release the biggest pile of garbage he could, something that made the dumb Durst fans go "Uh!?"...

    What a great pile of garbage it is!

    Cuiydhaon March 22, 2003   Link

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