"Beer Bong Song" as written by and Mike Burkett....
If I want some beer
I don't want to hear
How I missed the show
'Cause I drink to slow

Pass me the beer bong
It won't take very long
For me to put down
This torpedo to the ground

Drinking beer is too slow
Beer bong is the way to go
To go, to go
Don't drink too slow

Beer bong, Beer bong
Beer bong, Beer bong

If I want some beer
I don't want to hear
How I missed the show
'Cause I drink to slow

Pass me the beer bong
It won't take very long
For me to put down
This torpedo to the ground

Drinking beer is too slow
Beer bong is the way to go
To go, to go
Don't drink too slow

Beer bong, beer, beer bong
Bong, bong, bong



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"Beer Bong" as written by Mike Burkett

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    General Commentfriggin' heeliolarius song
    shadow8985on April 27, 2002   Link
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    General CommentOh how true it is. I love the beer bong.
    Luke the Mightyon July 09, 2002   Link
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    General Commentdrinkin beer is only slow somtimes depends on if there anything in my stomach or not
    i just finished 4 beer in like 10 minutes so i wouldnt have missed the show
    nazipunksfuckoffon July 19, 2002   Link
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    General Commentaww yea, beer bongs kick ass. and so does this song. its fun to play too
    geekgirl9on March 05, 2003   Link
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    General Commentthis weekend me and a mate got offered a beer bong and we were like shit yeah, thinking we were gonna get high for free.
    unfortunately it ended up with my mate getting half a stubbie of some weird pre mix shit that he spilt all over himself, but at least we know for next time
    oh and we are gonna make beer bongs now but call them a more fitting name like shotguns
    good song btw
    ozziundrgrndon January 19, 2009   Link

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