Girl of sixteen
Whole life ahead of her
Slashed her wrists
Bored with life
Didn't succeed
Thank the Lord
For small mercies

Fighting back the tears
Mother reads the note again
Sixteen candles burn in her mind
She takes the blame
It's always the same
She goes down on her knees
And prays

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

Girl of eighteen
Fell in love with everything
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Hit by a car
Ended up
On a life support machine

Summer's day
As she passed away
Birds were singing
In the summer's sky
Then came the rain
And once again
A tear fell
From her mother's eye

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find Him


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    Ok, I totally love this song. It is emotionally charged and has a suspense aspect to it. However, I do not listen to it anymore. In fact, I have probably not listened to it for the past 8 years or so.

    I perceive the lyrics to be blasphemous. Martin or the 'speaker' says: "I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, BUT ..." But he chooses to utter/share his blasphemous thoughts anyway.

    It's as straight forward as it gets. He thinks that God has a sick sense of humour. God created us with free will, so you can choose to think, say, express etc. whatever you like. If you are a Christian, however, you bound by Gods laws your sin is forgiven, if you choose Christ as your Redeemer or Saviour.

    Religion (incl. atheism) is a personal choice.

    If you are a Christian, you cannot do anything about other’s 'hard hearts', except to pray for them.

    A question for anti-Christ’s or atheists: Have you tried reading or studying the bible as an adult? My premonition is that if you have taken the time to do this you would change your views and you won't be bogged down with life like many of the previous writers in this forum have expressed about their own lives. If you haven’t, realize that your opinion on God or Christianity for that matter is an uninformed opinion and that the opposite is true for Christians. Christians struggle with faith all the time and without difficulty has insight into the ‘atheistic’ or ‘easy-path’ viewpoint. For the last 8 years or so, I have been tempted to listen to this song many times but have been able to resist. I love DM and many of their songs. Personally, I listen to any one’s songs, even metal (incl. Trash) and many other genres. If a particular song makes me uncomfortable I delete it or just don’t listen to it, but still respect the artists’ views. Why shouldn’t I listen to a wide variety? A Christian does not have to be unhappy or restricted from enjoying life. You should just know where the boundaries are. With this song in particular, before I can help myself, I am singing “Don’t wanna start any blasphemous rumours...” and I know I am just giving in and dishonouring Him. So, I rather just listen to some other DM stuff or other music.

    Well, that’s my 5 cents worth.

    Truepalon March 24, 2010   Link

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