"Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo" as written by Casey Beathard, Marla Cannon-goodman and Michael Heeney....
I walked in the band just started
The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this raucous

But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping long with the beat
And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo
That band was sounding pretty darn good to me

Then some stranger asked me to dance
And I revealed to her my two left feet
Said don't get me wrong I'm glad you asked
But tonight's about me and an old memory

Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before

Well around five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
And after round seven or was it eight
I bought a round for the whole damn place

And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were countin' me out I was about to give in
And after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again

One round with Jose Cuervo
Two rounds with Jose Cuervo
Three rounds with Jose Cuervo

Lyrics submitted by DHMachine31

"Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo" as written by Casey Michael Beathard Casey Beathard

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    General Commentokay so this song is fairly meaningless, but who can't find the humor in it? tis awesome :)
    blondetinkon October 14, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song has perfect meaning, its near impossible to go ten rounds with jose cuervo though, but minus the humor, this song is about a relationship gone wrong. " I forgot what I came to forget" Come on now think about it...
    punkass555on November 17, 2004   Link
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    General Commenthonestly, how can you make it to 5 rounds? let alone 10. i cant put any tequilla down after 2. its repulsive stuff.

    but i will say i know what it is like to forget how much you've had. it reminds me of the time when i counted 6 shots of vodka, but it turned out to be half the handle..... i have had better nights.
    PhoenixFireon December 26, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI don't know what you guys mean that it's humor about the 10 rounds. I have done a whole 750 mL bottle before.

    But it is a great song and it really is possible to go that many rounds. I've done it and I was practically dancing and buying rounds. For some reason that must have been why I'd wake up with $300 less than I went out with the night prior.
    nsjdogon January 24, 2007   Link
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    General Commentlmfao. Why on earth did you have $300+ in your damn wallet?!

    I've never drunk Tequila, but I'll definately eb back to tell you how many I can lol

    Oh and by the way. Right towards the end when they're talking and he is re-counting, one of the singers mention "Hell you can't even drink 5 rounds"

    or something like that.

    Fantasically humerous song
    saawanjon March 07, 2008   Link

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