Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can! Is he strong, Listen bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Hey there, there goes the Spiderman! Is he strong, Listen bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Can he scream, o yeah! Take a look over there! Hey there, here comes the Spiderman! David Dark coming at him, he's got fuckin ultimate fighter championship moves! Here comes Spidey, he's not fuckin really Spidey, his moves didn't work because he's fuckin Spidey. Spiderman doesn't look right, he looks like a cheap ass. Spidey, wearing the Nike shoes! I can see in the fuckin BVDs. Outline... oh fuck, stay totally still. Stay totally still. Its fuckin Sassaphrasquatch! I've been searching for him for 10 years and now's my chance to capture him! I'm not movin, oh fuck! He's usin the web! He's usin the web! Look at Spidey! He screams at the audience! He's using the fuckin Spidey...ahh couldn't hold him. He fuckin holds almost everybody, but it didn't work on Sass! He fuckin used a matrix move, he fuckin used a matrix move! Douche! Ha! One fuckin ball! What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us! He's got a tranquilizer gun! David Dark's got a tranquil gun! he shot him in the ass with a tranquilizer gun! Why does he have his cock out? That's not right! Here comes Sassafras, he's fuckin really pissed off. Now what the fuck is happening tonight? Is he gonna fight? He should have fuckin known not to pull out your dick in front of Sass. He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're fuckin bummed! What are you doing? No, no no! Don't make him suck your chode! oh Jesus, suckin on his fuckin chode! He's gonna shoot a fuckin load! Fine old Sassafras, he's gonna shoot a load. Ahh, yes, that's nondairy creamer! What the fuck? That's bad news bears! That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum! Sassafras, he hasn't fucking done enough. He's dragging him by the foot, he's gettin him in position. I don't know what for, but I think it's finger lickin! Oh no, oh no! The ultimate fighter championship! Piss flamin shit! And he's taking it to him! Oh Jesus! Wait a second, he's got him tricked! The old stick for the fuckin Sassafras trick, works every time! See if you can keep him alive. Battle this, life is a great big hang up! Whenever there's a bang up, you'll see Sassafras and Spiderman taking a shit on David Dark!
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