"Siamese Gun" as written by and Jordan Blilie Whitney Johnny....
Separate the sparkle from the stars and put them both on trial.
"order in the court!", the judge pukes up a putrid smile.
Tear the tingle from the touch
And lock them both in a windowless cell.
The D.A. fingers the jury like the snail fucks the shell.
Clik clik bang bang
Kiss the siamese gun
Clik clik bang bang bang.

exhibit A: the trail of the womb tears the blinking genitalia.

exhibit B: a death leather towel to mop the blood and saliva.
Every smile is evidence,
And lifting a proud tentacle his honor howls your sentence
"death to the accused the scum the human menace."

exhibit C: your journal sewn with pony hair and claws.

exhibit D: your cancerous smiles our equations can't solve,
Those teeth can't be tamed they can't be proven,
Load the siamese gun shoot shoot shoot it!

sterilize the black widow of it's web silk,
Drain piano island of it's pineapple milk.
Pave the sea, divorce the fish from the fin.
The gavel pounds...the audience hisses for skin.
Order yeah! order yeah! order in the court!
Let the execution begin...
The executioner's thighs widen like a grin let the execution begin.
And in a flash every face twists electric octopus,
Hungry, anxious for pain.
Clik clik bang bang kiss
The siamese gun...

exhibit E: you're on your knees.
Choking on the barrel of the siamese gun!






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"Siamese Gun" as written by John Whitney Cody Votolato

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    General CommentVery sassy! Can't beat the dirtyness either...good good
    ibdrdruon August 25, 2002   Link
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    General CommentNot as dirty as some of the other songs though.this song just plain Rocks me
    ImBleedingAgainon August 31, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI don't think anyone else loves the "click click bang bang" part more than I do.
    stopdropandfuckon March 09, 2003   Link
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    General CommentI dunno... I'm pretty fond of it... :)
    electric childrenon July 06, 2003   Link
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    General CommentThis song always makes me want to dance, especially when the "Click Click Bang Bang" part comes on.
    torrentialon April 10, 2004   Link
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    General Commentthe "click click bang bang" is good in the song, but it gets tiring seeing it everywhere in screennames ans such.
    excitingon April 21, 2004   Link
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    General Comment"I don't think anyone else loves the "click click bang bang" part more than I do."

    I bet I do. But what exactly is this song about? I've really got no clue. The Blood Brothers lyrics are up to par with Cedric Bixler lyrics.
    Cr_EaT-uReon June 29, 2005   Link
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    General CommentWTF is a siamese gun???
    XxSkinGraftxXon December 17, 2005   Link
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    General Commentwhen they go clik clik bang bang i think they mean their executing someone
    migitscuttinginlineon January 03, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song is really fucked up.. but like all their other songs, i love it. its probably about how court and fair representation is bullshit.
    Also, they left out a lot of good lyrics, like in most of the other songs. idk what peoples' problem is with finding complete lyrics.

    here's the real lyrics:separate the sparkle from the stars and put them both on trial.
    "order in the court!", the judge pukes up a putrid smile.
    tear the tingle from the touch
    and put them both in a vacant cell
    the D.A. fingers the jury like the snail fucks the shell.
    click click bang bang
    kiss the siamese gun
    click click bang bang bang.

    exhibit A: the trail of the womb tears the blinking genitalia.

    exhibit B: a death leather towel to mop the blood and saliva.
    every smile is evidence,
    and lifting a proud tentacle his honor howls your sentence
    "death to the accused the scum the human menace."

    exhibit C: your journal sewn with pony hair and claws.

    exhibit D: your cancerous smiles our equations can't solve,
    those teeth can't be tamed they can't be proven,
    load the siamese gun shoot shoot shoot it!

    sterilize the black widow of it's web silk,
    drain piano island of it's pineapple milk.
    pave the sea, divorce the fish from the fin.
    the gavel pounds...the audience hisses for skin.
    order yeah! order yeah! order in the court!
    let the extermination begin...
    the executioner's thighs widen like a grin let the execution begin.
    and in a flash every face twists electric octopus,
    hungry, anxious for pain.
    click click bang bang kiss
    the siamese gun...

    exhibit E: you're on your knees.
    choking on the barrel of the siamese gun!
    1-Armed_Scissoron January 29, 2006   Link

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