(Hey, that's agaisnt the law, you're coming with me)

Ah ah ah, can't touch me.
Can't touch me

Ju ju ju ju just like the bad guys, from lethal weapon two,
I've got diplimatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sew,
I can write graffiti, even jay walk in the street,
I can riot loot, not give a hoot, and touch you're sister's cheek,

Can't touch me
Can't touch me
(What in God's name is he doing?)
Can't touch me
(I believe that's the worm)

Stop! Peter time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then pee it out,
Don't like it, kiss my rump, just for a minute let's all do the bump,
Can't touch me
Can't touch me
Ya, do the Peter Griffiths bump,
Can't touch me

I'm presedential Peter, interns think I'm hot,
Don't care if you're handi-capped, I'll still park in you're spot,
I've been around the world, from Hardvard to Ban Bay,
It's Peter go Peter ontra Peter go Peter,
Let's see Regious rap this way
Can't touch me


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    General Commentits teet not cheek but good job i love this show!!
    blinks not gay u ron September 19, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentlol, gotta love family guy...
    tommyhaychon October 08, 2004   Link
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    General CommentThe lyric should be "from Harford to Back Bay" whoever wrote this is obviously not a New Englander
    aebassiston October 20, 2004   Link
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    General CommentThis is such an awsome song. I mean, the song writting ability, and ingenutity. The music in the background is so "origonal"! Family Guy is the best artist of all time!

    I love this show.

    See you at the show (Not Family Guy, but The Punk Rawk Show, by MXPX).
    lucky_guess_roxon January 23, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI have three accounts!

    Pepsi. It's the cola.
    Crowned Kingon February 26, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI have three accounts!

    You suck I don't.
    sexy_lunchboxon February 26, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI have three accounts! (and this is proof!)

    See you at the punk show.
    lucky_guess_roxon February 26, 2005   Link
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    General Commentyey cant touch me
    Neruon July 18, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthat epsiode was cool
    Its me Its DDPon November 13, 2005   Link
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    General CommentImagine what it would be like on "Idle Punks" episode "Maynard gets Busted".(Danny): You Know, You're Gonna Have to Pay for that.
    Maynard: Pfft.. I Can do whatever the fuck I Want.
    (Walks on the Grass but suddenly Noodles comes in there)
    (Noodles as a Police Officer): Hey, That's Against the Law, You're Coming with Me!!!

    (Maynard): Uh, Uh, Uh.
    can't touch me.
    Can't touch me

    Ju ju ju ju just like the bad guys, from lethal weapon two,
    I've got diplimatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue,
    I can write graffiti, even jay walk in the street,
    I can riot loot, not give a hoot, and touch you're sister's boob,

    Can't touch me
    Can't touch me
    (Rodger: What the fucking hell name is he doing?)
    Can't touch me
    (Dexter: I believe that's the word)

    Stop! Maynard time Yo!
    I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then pee it out,
    Don't like it, kiss my Ass, just for a minute let's all do the bump,
    Can't touch me
    Can't touch me
    Ya, do the Maynard Keenan bump,
    Can't touch me

    I'm presedential Maynard, interns think I'm hot,
    Don't care if you're handicap, I'll still park in you're spot,
    I've been around the world,from London to Back Bay,
    It's Peter go Maynard ontra Maynard go Maynard,
    Let's see Regious rap this way
    Can't touch me
    Tailsfan2009on July 28, 2009   Link

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