Maybe Jasper does the Astro
Maybe Jasper does the Astro
Maybe Jasper does the Astro, Astro
YEAH!
Maybe Lilly does the Astro
Maybe Lilly does the Astro
Maybe Lilly does the Astro, Astro
WOO!
YEAH!
Well, Maybe Jackson does the Astro
Maybe Jackson does the Astro
Maybe Jackson does the Astro, Astro

Maybe Momma does the Astro
Maybe Momma does the Astro
Maybe Momma does the Astro, Astro

Well maybe Tesla does the astro
Maybe Tesla does the astro
Maybe Edison is ACDC


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Astro song meanings
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  • +2
    General Comment"the astro" is whatever someone does in private, that makes them happy. Could be anything, like a dance, or making up words to a song...
    velloceton July 05, 2004   Link
  • +2
    General Commentthe astro is something you do in private
    or a thought/secret you have that no one knows about
    everyone does the astro
    neverheardofhimon May 04, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentFucking fantastik
    Bobby_Pynnon July 23, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti like the live version of this that all of a sudden breaks into "jack the ripper" the guitar fucking rules
    stripesprojecton September 14, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentjack the ripper, the morrissey song?
    mwalkeron March 04, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis whole friggin album rocks. they all do
    mattimalon June 17, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt's supposed to be:
    Maybe Tesla does the Astro
    Maybe Edison is AC/DC
    Handspringson October 03, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthanks for that vellocet, i always wondered what this song was about. what does the acdc bit mean? i always assumed it meant bi, but that doesn't fit with the rest of the song.
    tom56on November 10, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentedison and tesla were both inventors, which i think everyone knows. AC stands for Alternating Current, and DC stands for Direct Current. which are different ways of providing power via electricity. and both Edison and Tesla sided with (and thought up) the different ways (AC and DC). Edison favored Direct Current, which is like water through a hose, a continuous flow of electrons, and Tesla favored Alternating Current, which is more confusing...a rivalry ensued over which way was better. it eventually ended and AC won, and Tesla went insane, later inventing a "Death Ray", and having intense fears of everything round.
    NickDrakeon November 21, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe last three lines of this song are three of the greatest ever written. Tesla is my hero.
    ROBRAM89on December 27, 2004   Link

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