Intro: “What’s up?, this song is about, farting in other peoples faces, and it’s for all the people that love to, ya know fart in other peoples faces. And umm, this is acoustic style remix of, I Farted In Your Face, because……”

Chorus: I farted in your face x 7 I farted

Verse 1: I blew a fart. It smelled really bad. It was the worst smelling fart I’ve ever had. It was a fart, and it blocked up my pants. And then I blew another fart in your face! Cause

Chorus x7

Verse 2: I blew a fart. In the middle of class, and the teacher, pointed at me. She’s like, “Was that you? That blew a fart?” and I’m like, “Yes, that was me!” An then she said, “Come to my desk” and I was like, “OK!!!” an so I went. And then when I got over there she was like, “That was so gross and disgusting, why did you do it???!!!” And then I said, to her face, that she was a disgusting pig that had diarrhea in her butt! And she should wipe her crack cause she has diarrhea in her butt! And then she said, “Your in deep trouble boy!” And so then finally, I pulled down my pants and I farted in her face! It was the loudest fart I’ve ever had. And then she started, cryyyiing!!!! And then she threw up all over the counter, and she called my mom and gave me a detention for eighty days. And then my mom yelled at me, and my dad grounded me. And then I pooped all over the floor cause, I pooped my pants, but then suddenly I was just like….

Bridge: (Random high pitched screams in the key of the melody)

Ending: I LOVE TO FART, WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAsssSSAAAAaaaa!!!!!! I LOVE TO FART IN PEOPLES FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huuhhahggh


Lyrics submitted by -=TiedToTheTracks=-

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    General CommentThis song is one of Crapmaster's best. for more info on Crapmaster, go to geocities.com/…. POO ROCKS!
    -=TiedToTheTracks=-on July 23, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis is definately the best of your awesome poopy songs!! lmao,the screaming was great, you should be a poo opera star!! or a poo porn star! yummm! i like to fart really loud, and then bend over to smell it!!!!!! my poo smells like cheese with ranch on it, that[s why i like it so much!! ymmmmmm
    tapdancingbeanson July 26, 2002   Link
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    General Commentomg!!!!!!! this song so totally makes me want to poo all over my teacher's desk! i got nausea just hearing Cramaster, the "Master of All Things Poopy, Crappy, Etc", sing this totally crap-o-licious song!!!!!
    hopelessmidgeton July 29, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song is the best!!! it kicks major ass!!!!!
    FatalBabyCakeson August 06, 2002   Link
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    General CommentHow come I get the feeling that all the people who posted are the same person and the "authur" of these..ridiculous words.
    MusicEqualsLifeon March 11, 2003   Link
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    General CommentWell, Music, you shouldn't have that feeling; because clearly we are not all the same person. We are not THAT big of losers. Come on. Crapmaster is just that popular.
    -=TiedToTheTracks=-on June 12, 2003   Link

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