"Square Dance" as written by and Mathers/resto/bass....
People! It feels so good to be back.
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new and improved, you know who

Never been the type to bend or budge,
The wrong button to push,
No friend of Bush
I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese.
I'm a pit bull off his leash,
All this peace talk can cease
All these people I had to leave in limbo,
I'm back now, I've come to release this info
I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple,
Can-a-bitch don't want no beef with Slim? No!
Not even on my radar, so won't you please jump off my dick,
Lay off and stay off
And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from seance to seance,
Aw-a-aw-sh-a-aw

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back.
Boo! The boogie monster of rap, yeah the man's back
With a plan to ambush this Bush administration,
Mush the Senate's face in, push this generation
Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like,
This white hot light
That I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt,
Oh no I won't leave no stone unturned
Oh no I won't leave,
Won't go nowhere, do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there
Oh yeah don't think I won't go there, go to Beirut and do a show there
Yeah you laugh till your muthafuckin' ass gets drafted,
While you're at band camp thinkin' the crap can't happen
Till you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin,
Inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping
Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping,
Fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtracks crashin'
All this terror America demands action,
Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'
To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy.
You just a baby, gettin' recruited at eighteen
You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked beans.
I'm twenty-eight, they're gonna take you 'fore they take me
Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you say Shady
My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait,
Arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me,
Nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
Nothin' boosts me more, or suits me beautifully,
There's nothin' you can do to me, stab me shoot me
Psychotic, hypnotic product I got it the antibiotic,
Ain't nobody hotter and so on
And yada yada, god I talk a lotta hem de lay la la la,
Oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta
Keep movin', there's more music to make,
Keep makin' new shit,
Produce hits to break
The monotony, what's gotten into me?
Drugs, rock, and Hennessey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies
On your knees, got you under siege, somebody you would give a lung to be
Hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin' younger me, fuck the fee,
I can get you jumped for free
Yeah buddy, laugh it's funny,
I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing
I'm past bluffing, pass the K-Y,
Let's get ready for some intense, serious ass fucking!

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down,
Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout,
Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me
Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me
X to the Z, wants to square dance with me
Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me
Cana-bitch, won't square dance with me
Fan-a-bitch, won't square dance with me
Canada-bis, don't want no parts of me
Dirty Dozen, wants to square dance with you
Yee-Haw!


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  • +1
    General CommentGotta talk alot of hum-hei-la-da-da-der
    Oochie walla-walla-mmm-de-da-da

    thats my favorite part to the whole song, i love it
    uncgurlon June 02, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwow ... interesting song ... thas all i gotta say but still its still aight
    Notorious_WeZon May 30, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentits a tight ass song. i read that its about not givin a fuck, just live right now, do all u can do cuz u might die tommorow
    player1916on June 01, 2002   Link
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    General CommentJust a correction.. its not "When you're in bed here thinkin' the draft can't happen" its "while you're at band camp thinkin that crap can't happen" "Fuckin' assassins hijackin' anthrax crashin'" is "Fuckin' assassins hijackin' antracks crashin' " you cant hijack a powder substance. Also its eating their food and their baked beans, not that. Nothing moves me more than a groove that suits me
    Nothing suits me more than a groove that boosts me
    Nothing boosts me more or suites me beautifully
    is

    Nothing moves me more than a groove that soothes me
    Nothing soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
    Nothing boosts me more or suites me beautifully .Oh an its not ass whopping, you use KY for sex. Its "pass the k-y, lets get ready for some intense, serious ass fucking!"

    Thats all I found. My source is the cover insert of the cd. Great song.



    one_reasonon June 05, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentand in the chorus, it's not "don't have a plan now" it's "we'll have a good ol' time". Also I think this isn't a song about returning to rap, it's a song over who is it that really controls us. He even says he has some control over us cuz of his money. See he's saying be careful and think for urself...
    Javion June 05, 2002   Link
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    General Commentactually its a song about all that has gone in the world (911 and all that shit) and how that world might come to an end but hes just saying dont worry about it now and just square dance and have fun and go down having a good time, if you dont believe me then check out his latest interview with MTV its something like Emerica or some shit like that
    darkcircle4lifeon June 07, 2002   Link
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    General Commentit's "amtrax"...like the train company. and it doesnt sound right, but in the booklet, it says "lets do-si-do now, we gonna have a good ol' time" not "dont have a good plan"
    Phyxiuson June 10, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwho gives a fuuuckkk!
    baby smackson June 11, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe first line actually goes "introducing the new improved you know who"

    This is one of my fav. songs on the CD. I figured he'd have something to say about the terrorist attacks and all that.
    noreality 123on June 11, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentonce again an idiot posting lyrics that they guess.. and yeah you are a bad guesser
    beddallon June 15, 2002   Link

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