o worshippers of the mighty all
i had a dream
the bass master general came to me
we had a little snack at the donut shop

he said
"drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood"
"eat of this crapper, it is my body"
and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
the bass master said "you are the chosen one"

"these are the all-o-gistics"
[chanting begins]

thou shalt not commit laundry
thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all)
thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
thou shalt always go for greatness
thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
thou shalt not suppress flatulence
thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
thou shalt not have no idea (all)
thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)

tell me good people who is the sole achiever
who has ground his teeth and gums
so we may live in the beauty of all
(bass master general)

you may achieve all
and not wallow unknown for eternity,
all you have to do is do it! all!
(we shall achieve all)

study them, believe in them,
you must believe, do you believe in it?!
believe and you shall achieve
(we shall achieve all)

he who bears the most gas,
let him also bear forth his ass,
and cast forth the first frap
(all!)

you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!)
chant with me
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
chant!
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
pretty good, pretty good
qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah [x2]

oh no! here we go again!
the mighty spirit has taken over!
do you feel it, do you feel it?!
(bass master general)

he does everything for us [best guess for this phrase]
for when he brought it among us
the bass master issued[?] forth an all-timatum:
(we shall achieve all)

if you believe, if you believe
you shall achieve all, all, allll!!!
(we shall achieve all!)


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    General CommentALL- eluia!!!!! ALL! ALL! I met him in a donut shop, we had some crackers and coffee, and he said, "These are the All-O-Gistics.
    suspectdeviceon August 11, 2002   Link
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    General Commentquaaa quaaaaaaaaaaa
    ilikeboobson August 25, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthey, why doesn't anyone like the descendents? seriously, I've only met like 3 people who love them as much as I...maybe since I live on Long Island? either way, they dont get the credit they deserve
    MilosMinionon August 30, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti love the descendents...i tried to get a girl into them so i let her borrow my copy of "live plus one" and she came back and said they were too "punk"

    what's that mean?
    crappydrummeron October 17, 2002   Link
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    General Commenti fuckin llloovvve the descendents and got one of my best friends into em now she llllooovvvesssss em to and we sing them ALL the time!!!!!!
    DRINK THIS BONUS CUP FOR IT IS MY BLOO'OD EAT THIS CRACKER FOR IT IS MY BODY his spirit entered me and i became ALLULAR!!!!!!!!! IDONTKNOWQUAAQUAA
    wendyclearon March 26, 2003   Link
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    General Commentcan someone post the lyrics to the full song, the speaking part in the begining and the awsome part at the end, those are the best parts and i cant find them
    deadboysneedlunchon April 03, 2007   Link
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    General Commento worshippers of the mighty all
    i had a dream
    the bass master general came to me
    we had a little snack at the donut shop

    he said
    "drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood"
    "eat of this crapper, it is my body"
    and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular
    the bass master said "you are the chosen one"

    "these are the all-o-gistics"
    [chanting begins]

    thou shalt not commit laundry
    thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all)
    thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all)
    thou shalt always go for greatness
    thou shalt not commit adulthood (all)
    thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)
    thou shalt not suppress flatulence
    thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!)
    thou shalt not have no idea (all)
    thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all)
    thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
    thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!)

    tell me good people who is the sole achiever
    who has ground his teeth and gums
    so we may live in the beauty of all
    (bass master general)

    you may achieve all
    and not wallow unknown for eternity,
    all you have to do is do it! all!
    (we shall achieve all)

    study them, believe in them,
    you must believe, do you believe in it?!
    believe and you shall achieve
    (we shall achieve all)

    he who bears the most gas,
    let him also bear forth his ass,
    and cast forth the first frap
    (all!)

    you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!)
    chant with me
    qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
    chant!
    qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah
    pretty good, pretty good
    qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah [x2]

    oh no! here we go again!
    the mighty spirit has taken over!
    do you feel it, do you feel it?!
    (bass master general)

    he does everything for us [best guess for this phrase]
    for when he brought it among us
    the bass master issued[?] forth an all-timatum:
    (we shall achieve all)

    if you believe, if you believe
    you shall achieve all, all, allll!!!
    (we shall achieve all!)




    ALLLLL!!!!!
    nicthekid220on December 03, 2008   Link

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