I have a story, a bitter anthem
for everyone to hear
about this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me,
and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear
cause' I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said
to yell at you like I did at all the girls
You drove home real quick,
did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one to many of you in this world

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You say it's chivalry,
well it's jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often
just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing
and everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

Fuck you Jordan, fuck you Jordan
He makes me sick, He makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
I don't care if you dye your hair
you'll always be a little red-head bitch!


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    This song is too funny. It definitely reminds me of this kid Steve Jordan I went to high school with. I didn't like him too much

    Trebmalon January 07, 2002   Link
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    My sister just heard this on KROQ and it is truly hilarious! It's ssssoooooo true about this guy I know!

    LPfan89on January 08, 2002   Link
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    This is the first Something Corporate song I ever heard. It was on a Drive-Thru Records compilation... I am now completely addicted to this band.

    krushzedon January 08, 2002   Link
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    this song is the worst

    mercanfaton January 09, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    This song rules. ts crazy i no thiskid thats exactly the same!! i flipped out when i heardths song. Its like they no him. hes a little red head bith

    gi12fahhhqon January 16, 2002   Link
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    it's not a terrible song, but if it's the only one of something corporate that you've heard, you need to hear more. i don't really like this song compared to all of the other amazing ones.

    youmaysayimadreameron January 21, 2002   Link
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    I love this song but you do need to hear their other songs if this is all you've heard by them!

    Open_Your_Eyeson January 21, 2002   Link
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    i agree, that this is probably their worst song, just because it doesn't really have that much lyrical content. it sounds okay, until you listen to the words. considering that this isn't too bad of a song, shows how good something corporate really is.

    startingsocostudenton January 31, 2002   Link
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    ok, alot of you are saying this is a bad song, and when its compared to their other stuff, i'd agree, but its still a cool song. Its fun, and, heh, i have a friend named jordan, who i wouldnt say this song is about, but i know a bunch of people that would. Hey every band should be entitiled to a fun, crappy song. this is theirs.

    hotemogirlon February 03, 2002   Link
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    This rock rocks not matter what any of you say, but yes deffinatly check out their other stuff because they are an awsome band (especially Konstantine!).

    CookingWithPunkon February 24, 2002   Link

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