Wanna be a high school football hero with an S.A.T. score less then zero.
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
I wanna be a high school football hero.
Wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game.
Don't care about my future
'cause it is just another day.
I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on.
I'm done with this brunette, someone pass another blonde.
Wanna be a high school football hero with an S.A.T score less than zero.
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
I wanna be a high shcool football hero.
My coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids.
I've gotta get my rest so I can party with the boys.
My brain's put in upside-down so I'm just a little slow.
I'll change my name to Bubba so that
everyone will know I wanna be a high school football hero.


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    General CommentI love this song and how fucking hilarious it is!!! I agree with INyearsTOcome, I absolutely hate the jocks that dont even get this song, but listen to it to be "cool". Thats the only thing thats starting to suck about afi, they are getting a lil too popular, kinda like what happened to The Offspring. But oh well, thats jus my opinion.
    fancyfeaston May 22, 2002   Link

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